Good Idea - Bad Idea

jameslewis

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I haven't seen anything like this here, hope it provides some fun. Start with a good idea, then how it could go terribly wrong:
Good idea - buying lingerie for your SO
Bad idea - buying it too big

Good idea - nude sunbathing
Bad idea - falling asleep

Good idea - phone sex
Bad idea - ?????
 
I haven't seen anything like this here, hope it provides some fun. Start with a good idea, then how it could go terribly wrong:
Good idea - buying lingerie for your SO
Bad idea - buying it too big

Good idea - nude sunbathing
Bad idea - falling asleep

Good idea - phone sex
Bad idea - ?????

Good idea - phone sex
Bad idea - starting the call without realizing you speed dialed your boss

Good idea - this thread
Bad idea - starting a post without an idea for the bad idea part!
 
Good idea: telling your woman you have a big slab of meat for her.
Bad idea: showing up with a steak
 
Good Idea: Sex in a car.
Bad Idea: Sex with a car.

Good Idea: Helping your kid pitch a tent.
Bad Idea: Helping your kid "pitch a tent".

Good Idea: Having dinner with your signifigant other.
Bad Idea: Having your signifigant other for dinner.
 
Good idea: looking at porn
Bad idea: looking at porn with your SO around
 
Good idea: feeling relaxed with your SO and telling her some fantasies
Bad idea: Telling her THAT one.
 
Good idea - having a sexy chat with a Lit friend
Good idea gone bad - being interrupted by a neighbor showing off his new dog
 
Good Idea: Shaving down there.
Good Idea Gone Bad: The razor had a nick in the blade.

'Nuff said
 
Good idea: this thread!
Bad idea: not being able to come up with a good contribution :p
 
Good idea:metal handcuffs
Bad idea: realising too late how small the key is and how much of a klutz he can be
 
Good idea: Letting your SO borrow your laptop
Bad idea: Letting your SO borrow your laptop
 
good idea - responding to a random pm just to be polite
gone bad - when the guy turns out to be a douche bag
 
good idea - live trap the raccoon under my house and take her miles away
bad idea - didn't check whether she had babies

good idea - catch kits and take to animal rescue
bad idea - not open on holiday weekend

good idea - feed the kits and take care of them until taken to animal rescue
bad idea - let animal loving son get his hands on them
 
good idea - live trap the raccoon under my house and take her miles away
bad idea - didn't check whether she had babies

good idea - catch kits and take to animal rescue
bad idea - not open on holiday weekend

good idea - feed the kits and take care of them until taken to animal rescue
bad idea - let animal loving son get his hands on them

This made me chuckle ...

Had the same experience but with several squirrels and a 7yr old girl.
 
Good idea - hand cuffed girlfriend to the bed.

Bad idea - Because I forgot to find the key first, I had to explain to my father why she was cuffed to the bed and why I needed his keys.
 
Good idea: touch. I think a light caress, done for the right length of time, anywhere on the body can increase sexual pleasure.

Bad idea: touching too long, after a while too much touching in any one spot can become bothersome instead of pleasurable.
 
good idea: i like it here
bad idea: not knowing what to say

good idea: playing with your new toys
bad idea: doing it where the roommate can see/hear
 
Good idea - Having a spare set of batteries for your vibe.
Bad Idea - Not checking to see that they are fully charged from last time. :mad:
 
Good idea - Having a spare set of batteries for your vibe.
Bad Idea - Not checking to see that they are fully charged from last time. :mad:

Oh I HATE THAT!

Good idea :buying a rechargeable vibe
Bad idea :Getting home, realizing you don't have compatible power source
 
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