good grief

[Bert Notorius]

do funerals make chicks horny?

i know weddings do.

to me, it's the same difference.

 

[Image]

do funerals make chicks horny?

i know weddings do.

to me, it's the same difference.

Only if the widower is a billionaire...

 

[Bert Notorius]

Only if the widower is a billionaire...

women...black widowers...

 

[bluemuse]

Does she give good grief?

 

[Bert Notorius]

Does she give good grief?

i'll let you know in the morning.

 

[bluemuse]

Only if the widower is a billionaire...

Or has an almost paid for doublewide and an aflac policy.

 

[Bert Notorius]

is it inappropriate to be checking out women's boobs at a funeral?

where is emily post when you need her?

besides dead?

 

[Bert Notorius]

In my most recent experience, funerals leave chicks sexually conflicted.

 

[canadianpenny]

do funerals make chicks horny?

i know weddings do.

to me, it's the same difference.

I'll let you know at your funeral

 

[Bert Notorius]

I'll let you know at your funeral

I'll be watching from above...

 

[canadianpenny]

I'll be watching from above...

Or from down under

 

[Bert Notorius]

Or from down under

When was hell moved to Australia? ...maybe it was always there and the Brits were just ahead of schedule.

 

[canadianpenny]

When was hell moved to Australia? ...maybe it was always there and the Brits were just ahead of schedule.

Save the kangaroos!

 

[clutch1]

When was hell moved to Australia? ...maybe it was always there and the Brits were just ahead of schedule.

80% of the country pretty much is.

 

[Bert Notorius]

Save the kangaroos!

minions of satan, for sure.

 

[Bert Notorius]

80% of the country pretty much is.

Siberia was too cold...

 

[canadianpenny]

minions of satan, for sure.

I have a secret forest in my closet. They'll be safe there.

 

[Bert Notorius]

I have a secret forest in my closet. They'll be safe there.

It must be a roomy closet.

 

[canadianpenny]

It must be a roomy closet.

Only about six and a half acres. I need to get an expansion pack. Ikea, here I come

 

[Bert Notorius]

Only about six and a half acres. I need to get an expansion pack. Ikea, here I come

How many kangaroos can dance on the head of a pin?

 

[KRCummings]

They do make people horny. In the face of death we instinctively want to make life. Seems odd at the time but it makes sense.
Weddings make people horny for kind of the same reason. Sex is life and a wedding is (or used to be) the precursor to sex.

 

[canadianpenny]

How many kangaroos can dance on the head of a pin?

One, with me in the front pouch

 

[Bert Notorius]

One, with me in the front pouch

you never really answered the original question.

 

[canadianpenny]

you never really answered the original question.

I'll let you know at your funeral

This is my answer =/

 

[Bert Notorius]

This is my answer =/

Ok. I'll lower my expectations in the future.