Good Enough For A Porn Board?

[R. Richard]

This seems like the kind of post that you want in a porn board. Comment?

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/illinois/meet-illinois-woman-arrested-assaulting-cop-vibrator

Meet The Illinois Woman Arrested For Assaulting Cop With A Sex Toy

Meet Carolee Bildsten. The Illinois woman, 56, is facing an aggravated assault rap after she allegedly struck a cop with a sex toy.

An officer from the Gurnee Police Department went to Bildsten’s home last night to investigate a report that she had skipped out on a restaurant bill. While there, the officer was hit with a “rigid feminine pleasure device” wielded by Bildsten, according to a police commander quoted by the Chicago Tribune.

In addition to the assault count, Bildsten was charged with theft of services.

 

[Stella_Omega]

Got my coffee spew of approval!

“rigid feminine pleasure device”
She dotted him one with a dong!

 

[shewantsmore]

Good for her

 

[Bebeslut]

He rang the doorbell and got hit by a dong. Does that make him a "Ding Dong Daddy"?

 

[TxRad]

If it had been a female officer, would it have been sexual assault?

I guess it depends on where either officer was hit. (Insert faint stirrings of Plot Bunny here)

 

[R. Richard]

I think that it would have been entirely adequate if she had just told the scumbag to fuck himself. However, it was a decision that the lady had to make for herself. Chances are that she'll get 30 days or so to reflect upon the matter.