Gonna lay down my virgin--Down by the riverside.

[Ulyssa]

Help I can't get this to delete!

Punchline removed with forceps and a dull razor.

All right this belongs in a different thread as a new post. Instead I've Fucked up

Danger Will Robinson! Mature woman on computer keyboard.

Help...

[Edited by Ulyssa on 05-10-2001 at 11:41 AM]

 

[cymbidia]

Too bad, it's here now

C'mon. Don't tease. You have a virgin under those dirty shirts, don't you?

(Is this another of your musical/literary allusions?)

I normally go for only the very experienced, not wishing to waste my talents on callow youth, but i'm bored out of my mind and it's either you and your virgin or editing student papers for my seminar or pushing the writing on my (very stalled) Chain chapter.

Save me!

[Edited by cymbidia on 05-10-2001 at 11:36 AM]

 

[Ulyssa]

That reminds me...

I once opened a boxed up appliance and the first thing that came out was the warranty/instruction booklet. I turned to a friend standing beside me, handed it to him and said: "Here, save this."

With a straight face he looked at the book and said: "Have you heard the word of the Lord?"

Let me go look in the laundry basket for that virgin. <Singing "Round John Virgin mother'n child...>

Good grief--I believe we have just created the most useless thread since "I think men are horrid."

[Edited by Ulyssa on 05-10-2001 at 11:43 AM]

 

[cymbidia]

~snickering and letting it flicker away into the ordinal ooze of the slipstream~

 

[Ulyssa]

Literary orgasms

~snickering and letting it flicker away into the ordinal ooze of the slipstream~

Now you're getting me hot!

 

[cymbidia]

We're all word sluts

T'was my intention, darlin'. Told you i was bored... http://cwm.ragesofsanity.com/otn/happy/11zwinky.gif