Golf anyone?

[Bidin~Time]

http://www.abcactionnews.com/news/r...goliath-gator-spotted-at-palmetto-golf-course

bring your Big Bertha

 

[Hard_Rom]

I think a lost ball in a water trap stays lost. If you're smart anyways. Leave the ball retriever at home, so you are not tempted. Free drop within 20 feet of water traps? Please!

It appears to be a slow player but what the heck, let it play through.

 

[Bidin~Time]

When you are a ginormous alligator, clearly, you can play through at any pace you please.

 

[Hard_Rom]

Wanna bet they shoot it?

 

[JohnnySavage]

Wanna bet they shoot it?

https://goodideajohng.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/swamp-people.png

 

[chillywilly2]

https://goodideajohng.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/swamp-people.png

I freaked the time he picked up the road kill crow and took it home to make a stew

 

[Bidin~Time]

Wanna bet they shoot it?

They better bring in an Abrams, a plain ole rifle ain't gonna cut it.

 

[chillywilly2]

Does that guy have any idea how fast them things are when they decide that you are lunch

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Chute him 'Lizbeth, Chute him!

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

I like it when the one guy said, "It's just two guys in an alligator costume."

 

[Bidin~Time]

Does that guy have any idea how fast them things are when they decide that you are lunch

I wondered the same thing. especially when his buddy told him to get closer for perspective...whhaaattt ?

I like it when the one guy said, "It's just two guys in an alligator costume."

shock and awe?

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

FOX showed a clip this morning of a golfer standing on the brink of a pond, then falling in as he made his shot, and I thought, where the hell is a 15' gator when you really need one...



As you can tell, I HATE GOLF! Even miniature golf. Give me a set of Bocci Balls any day of the week.

 

[Bidin~Time]

I saw the clip of the guy falling in the pond. He kept scooting his feet back and i kept thinking the momentum of his swing is gonna put him right in the water. I have never played a round of golf in my life, and was surprised they don't teach kinetic energy in beginner golf 101.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Or to be a switch-hitter...

 

[Bidin~Time]

I would think one opposite handed club would go a long way on staying out of the water.

 

[domroger]

That alligator would choke on Trump's ego .

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

And keep you from ending up like Chubb in Happy Gilmore...

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

That alligator would choke on Trump's ego .

Oh come on man!


Is this the time and place?

 

[Bidin~Time]

Oh come on man!


Is this the time and place?

Wonder how he knew that gator has a taste for egos? Are there warning sign for that?

"WARNING: Ego eating alligator in the vicinity; use extreme caution"

 

[Colonel Hogan]

Golf courses in native gator habitat nearly always have alligators residing in water hazards at some point. No big deal. The news is not that he was there but that he was mammoth in size.

 

[nerfhearder]

You golf in the south, you know the risks. Most courses have warnings and anyone with a lick of sense knows to keep one eye on the water if you're anywhere near a hazard. It is very rarely a problem and they aren't hard to run from. Those nasty ass cottonmouths are the real problem. Agressive, deadly, fast and silent. Like a venomous fart.

 

[pensivepoet]

Well, Trump won't have to worry about the pros gettin ett at his Doral course in Miami.
The PGA just pulled the tourney and are moving it to Mexico.
No one would sponsor it here anymore.
Ya can't make shit like this up.
Trump loses his tourney to Mexico.
HAHAHAHA!

 

[nerfhearder]

Well, Trump won't have to worry about the pros gettin ett at his Doral course in Miami.
The PGA just pulled the tourney and are moving it to Mexico.
No one would sponsor it here anymore.
Ya can't make shit like this up.
Trump loses his tourney to Mexico.
HAHAHAHA!

That makes me happy.

 

[Porkwarrior]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=exv6J0mUk5A

Lotta meat in that tail. And I can whip up an awesom gator paprikash.

 

[pensivepoet]

That makes me happy.

Damn I love irony
And no shit, Trump is already warning that people will be kidnapped.
Ha!