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Golf anyone?

I think a lost ball in a water trap stays lost. If you're smart anyways. Leave the ball retriever at home, so you are not tempted. Free drop within 20 feet of water traps? Please!

It appears to be a slow player but what the heck, let it play through.
 
When you are a ginormous alligator, clearly, you can play through at any pace you please.
 
Does that guy have any idea how fast them things are when they decide that you are lunch
 
FOX showed a clip this morning of a golfer standing on the brink of a pond, then falling in as he made his shot, and I thought, where the hell is a 15' gator when you really need one...

:D

As you can tell, I HATE GOLF! Even miniature golf. Give me a set of Bocci Balls any day of the week.
 
I saw the clip of the guy falling in the pond. He kept scooting his feet back and i kept thinking the momentum of his swing is gonna put him right in the water. I have never played a round of golf in my life, and was surprised they don't teach kinetic energy in beginner golf 101.
 
I would think one opposite handed club would go a long way on staying out of the water.
 
Golf courses in native gator habitat nearly always have alligators residing in water hazards at some point. No big deal. The news is not that he was there but that he was mammoth in size.
 
You golf in the south, you know the risks. Most courses have warnings and anyone with a lick of sense knows to keep one eye on the water if you're anywhere near a hazard. It is very rarely a problem and they aren't hard to run from. Those nasty ass cottonmouths are the real problem. Agressive, deadly, fast and silent. Like a venomous fart.
 
Well, Trump won't have to worry about the pros gettin ett at his Doral course in Miami.
The PGA just pulled the tourney and are moving it to Mexico.
No one would sponsor it here anymore.
Ya can't make shit like this up.
Trump loses his tourney to Mexico.
HAHAHAHA!
 
pensivepoet said:
Well, Trump won't have to worry about the pros gettin ett at his Doral course in Miami.
The PGA just pulled the tourney and are moving it to Mexico.
No one would sponsor it here anymore.
Ya can't make shit like this up.
Trump loses his tourney to Mexico.
HAHAHAHA!
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That makes me happy.
 
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