Going offline

[BlackShanglan]

That can't be right. If that dog is Liar, he should be talking about Swedish Krones instead of Pounds.

And that's the worst lie of all. He's a cat!

 

[NoJo]

Back from limbo

What did I miss? Please post a weekly digest, someone.

I see Lou's stomped off. Women, eh?

 

[shereads]

Re: Back from limbo

What did I miss? Please post a weekly digest, someone.

I see Lou's stomped off. Women, eh?

She was step dancing, not stomping. You look like Angela Davis.

 

[Black Tulip]

Nah, she'll be back sometime in the future.

Just like joe, uh you.

 

[Guest]

Re: Back from limbo

Please post a weekly digest, someone.

Some git posted a thread of the 10 most beautiful women on the AH (I was last!) and lots of people got offended so he posted a thread on the 10 best-something men on the AH. This caused a bunch of new threads on the meaning of life for the AH and even a poll about whether the AH needs a monitor. Oh, and EL tried to make everyone happy (nearly did).

I think we're all fine today. Glad you're back.

Perdita

 

[cantdog]

The Future is NOW. You may already BE there!



I think I'll lay off for a bit, myself. I should write.

 

[LadyJeanne]

Don't forget the Miss Lit competition hosted by Camilla Parker Bowles, aka, shereads. The squabbling over runners up has barely begun.

 

[NoJo]

Re: Re: Back from limbo

She was step dancing, not stomping. You look like Angela Davis.

clog dancing, step dancing, whatEVERR.

p.s. That pic is me, but it's hemty years old. Just bought a scanner.

 

[gauchecritic]

Hmm.

and gprs instructions too!

 

[NoJo]

The Future is NOW. You may already BE there!

Oh fuck, you've just hit my geek bone SO hard.

Cant, PLEEASE let's start a firesign thread.

 

[Guest]

geek bone

Hur hur.

Perdita

 

[carsonshepherd]

Re: Re: Re: Back from limbo

clog dancing, step dancing, whatEVERR.

p.s. That pic is me, but it's hemty years old. Just bought a scanner.

That is not you. If it is, then... rowr

 

[NoJo]

Down boy. That's it. Down...

 

[carsonshepherd]

Don't worry, Joe. I'm sure that picture is older than I am.

 

[shereads]

Re: Re: Re: Back from limbo

clog dancing, step dancing, whatEVERR.

p.s. That pic is me, but it's hemty years old. Just bought a scanner.

Right. Are you still wanted by the FBI?

 

[CharleyH]

...for a few days.

In the meantime, I'd appreciate it if people here try not post anything interesting or funny.


Cheers,

Joe.

Will miss you as always you . . . You

 

[NoJo]

Don't worry, Joe. I'm sure that picture is older than I am.

I bet you haven't even got tits or nose hairs, dammit.

 

[NoJo]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Back from limbo

Right. Are you still wanted by the FBI?

No, I was a narc. And a damn good one.

 

[carsonshepherd]

You look like a glam-rock star... *sigh*

 

[NoJo]

LookED. I lookED.
My hero was a certain Mr. Bolan. And he was a "four-be-two" like me.


I've suddenly sickened by my vainity. Going back to the here and now. Current me coming up soon. (look away! look away! I'm hideous!)

 

[shereads]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Back from limbo

No, I was a narc. And a damn good one.

I owe you a debt of gratitude. If not for you people, I would never have discovered paranoia and I'd have wasted any number of hours listening to Dark Side of the Moon, eating Reeses Peanut Butter Cups and contemplating the texture of ceiling plaster in absolute bliss.

It's stupid and self-destructive to find joy in such simple, passive activities. Thank you.

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

Re: Re: Re: Back from limbo

clog dancing, step dancing, whatEVERR.

p.s. That pic is me, but it's hemty years old. Just bought a scanner.

Can you still get a refund--on either one?

One thing Perdita left out. The 2005 Literotica Valentine's Day Writing Contest has begun. Enter early and often.

Rumple Foreskin

 

[carsonshepherd]

LookED. I lookED.
My hero was a certain Mr. Bolan. And he was a "four-be-two" like me.


I've suddenly sickened by my vainity. Going back to the here and now. Current me coming up soon. (look away! look away! I'm hideous!)

Ah, not so bad. I'd still do you.

 

[EnglishMuffin]

no need to feel missed out.