Godzilla

[IG_88]

That fucker better be good. About sick and tired of Americans not knowing how to make a Godzilla movie.

 

[Oblimo]

I don’t hold much hope. They made him pear-shaped and gave him a tiny head.

 

[IG_88]

Kong rocked and that's supposed to be the next movie. G-man and Kong.
You fuck up something that easy to make awesome then you need to stop making movies.
Anyway yeah.

 

[IG_88]

I don’t hold much hope. They made him pear-shaped and gave him a tiny head.

Yeah I don't get that. Leave him alone, he's pretty scary in his original form.

 

[Oblimo]

I actually liked the iguana look they did in the Matthew Broderick Vehicular Disaster of a Godzilla movie.

I have a friend who really (really) likes big lizards. She said that the iguana Godzilla did all sorts of gooey things to her insides.

 

[Kirkrapine]

Kong rocked and that's supposed to be the next movie. G-man and Kong.
You fuck up something that easy to make awesome then you need to stop making movies.
Anyway yeah.

Not a fair match. Kong can climb the Empire State Building. Gojira can knock it over.

 

[IG_88]

I actually liked the iguana look they did in the Matthew Broderick Vehicular Disaster of a Godzilla movie.

I have a friend who really (really) likes big lizards. She said that the iguana Godzilla did all sorts of gooey things to her insides.

Um ew

 

[IG_88]

Not a fair match. Kong can climb the Empire State Building. Gojira can knock it over.

Kong's the underdog for sure but he's no pushover. And he's smarter, more agile.
No atomic breath but can't have it all.

 

[Oblimo]

I subsisted on bootleg Godzilla VHS tapes in the 80s as an early teen.

As any true Kaiju fan knows, being cheesy and corny is a vital element of the genre’s charm. (Which is interesting, because the original Godzilla movie was dark and serious, at least in comparison to the film genre it spawned.)

Attempts to remake the atmosphere of the original, or to make an “epic,” seemed doom to failure.

Until they make Godzilla Versus Cthulhu. Then I will cream in my fucking jeans.

 

[Oblimo]

Um ew

“We cater to a types, sir. You’d be surprised.”

 

[IG_88]

Until they make Godzilla Versus Cthulhu. Then I will cream in my fucking jeans.

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[Super-Surprise]

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[SgtSpiderMan]

That fucker better be good. About sick and tired of Americans not knowing how to make a Godzilla movie.

I enjoyed Cloverfield.

 

[IG_88]

I enjoyed Cloverfield.

Ok yeah and 10 Cloverfield Ln was better than expected.
Bring in Kong and we got something.

 

[CandiCame]

I actually liked the iguana look they did in the Matthew Broderick Vehicular Disaster of a Godzilla movie.

I have a friend who really (really) likes big lizards. She said that the iguana Godzilla did all sorts of gooey things to her insides.

The babies were yoshis!!!

That made me ridiculously happy. It's all I could see.