God thread

[Problem Child]

God leaned back into his Barcalounger and popped another beer. The PTL club was on and Pat Robertson was getting all wrong again.

"No you stupid fuck, I don't hate gays, I hate evil bastards like you!" he yelled at the screen.

God picked up his cell phone and dialed.

"Hello, Lucifer? Yeah, how you been, you old Devil? Haha...good, that's good. Hey, Beelzebub, I got a favor...er, actually a demand for you. There's this fuckstick on earth, named Pat Robertson....what? Yeah, a real dipshit...well, he's not due to go for a few years yet, but when he does he's going straight to you. Yeah, I want you to red-carpet him to the Jeffrey Dahmer section...anal probes with baseball bats and bad scrotum rashes for eternity, that sort of thing. Good...hey thanks a bunch. What? Yeah, golf on thursday would be great, Lucifer. See ya."

 

[CelestialBody]

 

[LRC]

I always suspected those two were in cahoots.

 

[cymbidia]

Even in hell, even with baseball bats, people who use airplanes as bombs don't get to have anal sex, do they?

 

[TN_Vixen]

what?

I don't get what's so offensive about this post. I mean, c'mon! I don't think Pat Robertson has a leg to stand on, do you?

Personally, I think those crazy mo'-fo's who write the South Park toons are more fucked up than this.

 

[JaymesBlond007]

I think South Park is disturbingly accurate about life today. We're all a little fucked up when it comes to priorities. I guess what's even more disturbing is how much I laugh my ass off at the show.
I assume that makes me a little more fucked up than the average bear, eh?

 

[TN_Vixen]

Let me backpedal for a minute here

I've been giving this subject a little more thought, and I think I understand why some of the people on this board find this thread offensive.

First off, Nobody (at this point in time) I know finds Pat Robertson to be someone able to spew thoughts, philosophy, and theology resulting in near-mob fanatical following. So, to make fun of him is acceptable because of his apparent faults.

However, it is another thing entirely to attempt to portray "God" in the same casual and (yes) disrespectful manner. Those of us who do believe in "God" or at the very least, a higher spirit who guides our way, would undeniably feel a sense of blasphemy in this portrayal.

Sorry to have been so quick to dismiss others opinions.

 

[Guest]

Re: Let me backpedal for a minute here

I've been giving this subject a little more thought, and I think I understand why some of the people on this board find this thread offensive.

First off, Nobody (at this point in time) I know finds Pat Robertson to be someone able to spew thoughts, philosophy, and theology resulting in near-mob fanatical following. So, to make fun of him is acceptable because of his apparent faults.

However, it is another thing entirely to attempt to portray "God" in the same casual and (yes) disrespectful manner. Those of us who do believe in "God" or at the very least, a higher spirit who guides our way, would undeniably feel a sense of blasphemy in this portrayal.

Sorry to have been so quick to dismiss others opinions.

I'm not sure what you're talking about, Horny, Butt - GOD LOVE YER ARSE! �@