God save me from snoring Chihuahuas and other -isms

[KillerMuffin]

The stupid frigging dog is sleeping on my calc book and if I wake him up I've got a 50/50 shot of scaring the piss the out of him. I don't want to buy another calc book. Those fuckers cost about 130 bucks US.

Little bastard.


Well, I should look at the bright side. More Lit time.

 

[SpiceCake]

LMAO Now why can't all dilemmas be that wonderful and entertaining. I'm glad you shared that - I had a perfect mental image and I had to laugh! Thanks!

 

[Guest]

My dog's snoring so loud I can barely hear the Packer game.

 

[ExLimey]

You're really stretching for an excuse not to study aren't you!

"I didn't do my homework teacher because I didn't want to wake up my dog and have him piss on my textbook"

Not quite the same as "my dog ate it", but equally likely to not be believed!!

 

[April]

Go in the kitchen and pretend you're giving him food. That should wake his sorry hide up. Then you can retrieve your piss-free book.

 

[Problem Child]

If I somehow had the misfortune of actually owning a chi-hu-a-hu-a, I would build myself a potato cannon.

Only it would be a chi-hu-a-hu-a cannon.

 

[Cheyenne]

My dog's snoring so loud I can barely hear the Packer game.

Did they win?

 

[KillerMuffin]

If I somehow had the misfortune of actually owning a chi-hu-a-hu-a, I would build myself a potato cannon.

Only it would be a chi-hu-a-hu-a cannon.

Hey, you came almost this close, buddy, this close. And you just might have found all of your ammo reloaded with course ground black pepper.

 

[Problem Child]

I'm actually in the middle of doing some .45 ACP right now. Lucky I don't keep my gunpowder in the spice rack, eh?

 

[KillerMuffin]

That is luck. And luckily you don't have a woman who might be able to replace your gunpowder with parts of your spice rack unbeknownst to you.

 

[SpiceCake]

I'm actually in the middle of doing some .45 ACP right now. Lucky I don't keep my gunpowder in the spice rack, eh?

Did someone mention "spice"

 

[Problem Child]

That is luck. And luckily you don't have a woman who might be able to replace your gunpowder with parts of your spice rack unbeknownst to you.

It would never work. I love inhaling gunpowder fumes, and they smell nothing like pepper.

Hey wait...I think I just discovered the source of my obvious dain bramage.

 

[KillerMuffin]

And dain bramage is so sexy. Freak.

Gun oil is where it's at. Nothing quite like the scent of gun oil to make a girl get all shivery inside.


The good news is that the Chihuahua moved off of the book and left it, shall we say, dry. The bad news is that my homework wants doing.

 

[sexy-girl]

my cat has decided her new place to sleep is in our room ... and even though shes only little she snores even louder then lisa does