God off the Hook!

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The plaintiff argued an omniscient God would know of the lawsuit
A US judge has thrown out a case against God, ruling that because the defendant has no address, legal papers cannot be served.

The suit was launched by Nebraska state senator Ernie Chambers, who said he might appeal against the ruling.He sought a permanent injunction to prevent the "death, destruction and terrorisation" caused by God.

Judge Marlon Polk said in his ruling that a plaintiff must have access to the defendant for a case to proceed. "Given that this court finds that there can never be service effectuated on the named defendant this action will be dismissed with prejudice," Judge Polk wrote in his ruling.

Mr Chambers cannot refile the suit but may appeal.

If all I need to avoid a lawsuit is not to have an address...

 

[Stella_Omega]

If all I need to avoid a lawsuit is not to have an address...

Well, the people who used to have my phone number skipped town. SIX YEARS later, I still get phone calls from debt hunters looking for the guy.

 

[3113]

Well, the people who used to have my phone number skipped town. SIX YEARS later, I still get phone calls from debt hunters looking for the guy.

See! Why don't they have that kind of persistence when it comes to going after God?

 

[Safe_Bet]

WTF is going on in Nebraska? Are they on drugs or what? The post about deserting children is from Nebraska too!

 

[rgraham666]

Well, the people who used to have my phone number skipped town. SIX YEARS later, I still get phone calls from debt hunters looking for the guy.

Same here. Save I have at least three former roommates with people looking for them. One of them, his debts are going to be settled out of court and forever when caught, if you know what I mean.