God is an atheist...

[Star of Penumbra]

... He admitted Monday. "Sometimes," He said, "I just don't believe in myself."

God is currently unavailable for further comment on the matter.

 

[SINthysist]

Talking to Gawd is ONE way to get put on ignore...

 

[mig]

Talking to god is OK.

Him talking back could be a problem.

 

[claybeherenow]

Talking to god is OK.

Him talking back could be a problem.

go outside on a clear night, lay on your back, look at the stars and soak it all in...to me that is god talking back

 

[SINthysist]

Him giving you any kind of instruction may be a bad sign also...

I tried that just now [the star thing]. All I got was cold and wet out of the deal...

 

[MissTaken]

Him giving you any kind of instruction may be a bad sign also...

I tried that just now [the star thing]. All I got was cold and wet out of the deal...

Gawd must have you on his Ignore list, too!

 

[SINthysist]

Now that's just plain funny!

When I talk to Gawd I make him understand
He says schtick by me I'll be your guiding man
Don't ask me what I think of you
I might not give the answer you want me to...