God I'm Good At Sex

[asfucwit]

God i'm good at sex;
Right up there,
(Please excuse the pun),
With Rasputin, or the Romeos,
Any of history's famous gigolos,
Or Sammy, Frank and Mr Dean,
Hudson, Brando, Cool hand, McQueen,
All four Beatles, Ronnie or Mick,
Or any other man you care to pick,
I'm their equal among the top ranking,
I will hold my own, When it comes,
To wanking.

 

[darkmaas]

Welcome Iam Goodat Sex,

I'm not God but
left down here
a minor poetic deity

As penance I embrace
and welcome poets
good and sick
to help them with their
rhyming ... er ... couplets.

I'm glad you hold your own,
no one needs to see
"any other man you care to pick"
has a longer
rhyming ... er ... couplet.


::

 

[asfucwit]

thank you Darkmaas for your comments and the welcome.
however your dealing with a fucwit who has no idea what a couplet really is (I'll google it as soon as I've finished this) But even then I'll probably not understand them.. Please would you show me by rewriting the line so I can hear the difference for myself.

 

[darkmaas]

Apologies asfuckwit. I was riffing on your witty ending. Nothing amiss with your couplets, rhyming or otherwise.

Welcome again to the poet's little corner of paradise.

d.

 

[GuiltyPleasure]

God I’m good when I have wood
especially when in the mood,
right up there, excuse the pun,
with famous lovers, every one.
With Rasputin, the Romeos
All the famous gigolos.
Sammy, Frank and Mr. Dean.
Hudson, Brando, Steve McQueen,
All four Beatles, Ronnie, Mick,
Or any other men you pick.
I’m their equal, top the ranking
Will hold my own in champion wanking.

 

[darkmaas]

Bravo!

There you are asfuckwit!

A veritable cascade of rhyming couplets by La Tristesse.

[Applause]

 

[GuiltyPleasure]

Bravo!

There you are asfuckwit!

A veritable cascade of rhyming couplets by La Tristesse.

[Applause]

It's all part of The Learning Curve, thank you, thank you, it was fun.

(somone has to do it and I did wash my hands after. I love you 'everyday erotica' btw)

 

[darkmaas]

somone has to do it and I did wash my hands after.

Cleanliness is next to godliness ... the devil only knows where that rhyming ... er ... couplet has been.

 

[asfucwit]

OK I googled couplets and rhyming meter,
So I hope my verse, sounds that much sweeter,
But please be patient, If these words don't fit,
It's not for nothing, My name is fucwit.

thank you Tristess2 for your efforts I appreciate it greatly. x

 

[romantic_perv]

God i'm good at sex;
Right up there,
(Please excuse the pun),
With Rasputin, or the Romeos,
Any of history's famous gigolos,
Or Sammy, Frank and Mr Dean,
Hudson, Brando, Cool hand, McQueen,
All four Beatles, Ronnie or Mick,
Or any other man you care to pick,
I'm their equal among the top ranking,
I will hold my own, When it comes,
To wanking.

Awesome poem, awesome name!