GOD HELP ME>>>>>>I cant stop eating this Halloween candy
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KillerMuffin
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Get a cross out and some garlic. Keep it between you and the Evil Chocolate. Make Wolfy throw it away and then dump something gross on top of it so you won't dig it out of the trash. Like an open can of creamed corn.
Drastic times call for drastic measures.
Drastic times call for drastic measures.
Problem Child
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I got two whole bags of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups, so
woooofuckinghooo!
woooofuckinghooo!
Gilly Bean
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I got something garunteed to make you stop eating.
Firs, get a box.
Then, put all the bad evil fattening candy into it.
Next, tape the box shut. Not once, but twice. Make sure it won't come open.
Finally, put my address on it, and drop it in the mail.
If this isn'ta viable option, then stop on the scale! Just think of the weight tomorrow, AFTER the candy.
Firs, get a box.
Then, put all the bad evil fattening candy into it.
Next, tape the box shut. Not once, but twice. Make sure it won't come open.
Finally, put my address on it, and drop it in the mail.
If this isn'ta viable option, then stop on the scale! Just think of the weight tomorrow, AFTER the candy.
Rubyfruit
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I've got half a big bowl full and 3 unopened bags. We got ONE group of kids, and they weren't even the little kids I enjoy, but big, ugly teenagers. 
Siren, have a cocktail and a cigerette. It's working for me. Haven't touched the candy all night.
Ruby
Siren, have a cocktail and a cigerette. It's working for me. Haven't touched the candy all night.
Ruby
Elizabeth
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Well, everything was going well till my 7 year old walked in the door. We took all the kids for a go around. Then they wanted to go around the block by themselves. I said fine. We live in a 4 block subdivison that dead ends on 3 sides. My little son comes flying in the door crying.. "2 big kids pushed me down and took my bag!!!" Needless to say, I was pissed to the point of not seeing straight. I went out and he lead me to where they went. Sure enough, there they are. 2 boys, about 13-14. I told them to fucking drop it and they did. I also called the cops. I guess they did this to 3 other little kids. Fuckers. Good thing my husband was right behind me. It wasn't for my safety, I can assure you.
freakygirl
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We keep count every year of the kids we get...
It's 9pm and most of the kids are done. (few bigger kids are still out running around)
So far, we have had 350 kids, give or take a few. Mom is doing the door answering, and she is one handed. So she may have missed a few during the "busy" times..
And we give out FULL size candy bars.
OMG.. if we had 350 kids, can you imagine how many Mrs. P (popcorn ball lady) got??? I can't even begin to think about how many cans of soda (name brand stuff NOT the off the wall cheap stuff) and popcorn balls that lady handed out. I wonder when she starts making the popcorn balls... i wonder if her hands get sore. hmmm I should do something nice for her.. Thank her for the years of popcorn balls (i've been going there for over 30 years
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It's 9pm and most of the kids are done. (few bigger kids are still out running around)
So far, we have had 350 kids, give or take a few. Mom is doing the door answering, and she is one handed. So she may have missed a few during the "busy" times..
And we give out FULL size candy bars.
OMG.. if we had 350 kids, can you imagine how many Mrs. P (popcorn ball lady) got??? I can't even begin to think about how many cans of soda (name brand stuff NOT the off the wall cheap stuff) and popcorn balls that lady handed out. I wonder when she starts making the popcorn balls... i wonder if her hands get sore. hmmm I should do something nice for her.. Thank her for the years of popcorn balls (i've been going there for over 30 years
)
Mensa
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Took out my niece , nephew, and their little friend. There were noticeably fewer midgets going about! They made out like bandits because of it, though, because everyone, it seems, was doling it out by the handsful.
They should be in sugar shock for weeks
They should be in sugar shock for weeks
Aphrodisiac
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CANDY !
Nope no kids coming to my door ... * munching on my snickers & jolly ranchers*.
I am not close to civilation hence no kids coming my way, hence my friends & I get to eat all the candy we got ... I think I have gotten a new addiction.. and its name is
LIFESAVERS GUMMIES
God, I love these things ...
Happy Halloween !!!! * tossing candy all up over the place *
Nope no kids coming to my door ... * munching on my snickers & jolly ranchers*.
I am not close to civilation hence no kids coming my way, hence my friends & I get to eat all the candy we got ... I think I have gotten a new addiction.. and its name is
LIFESAVERS GUMMIES
God, I love these things ...
Happy Halloween !!!! * tossing candy all up over the place *
Gilly Bean
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Re: hahaa good one I love this
We got way to much candy last night. We take the kids to the dorms in our town every year, because they are always well lite, don't have to worry about traffic, cold weather, lossing the kids, crossing streets, etc.
We did one section of one building. 20 rooms perfloor with 4 floors. About half on each floor were handing out candy. Out of the 4 floors, we FINALLY ran into one other trick or treater in the basement. She was older then my kids, probably around 10 or 11. No kids, no teenagers, nothing. Just us. But, they made out like you wouldn't believe. They each had one of those little McDonalds buckets, and at the end of each floor, we had to dump the candy in the bottom of the stroller, cause it was full.
Someone must have taught my 2 year old pretty good, too. Every time the college kids would hold the bowl out and tell him to pick o0n or two, he would come up with a fist full. Then, he would lay it on realy thick with that cute smile and dimple combo of his. Couple that with an adorable Tigger costume, and the students were melting and ready to hand him more!
Overall, I didn't notice if the house to house action was worse off or not, because we don't do the house to house stuff. Just the grandma's and the dorms. Oh well, I have a 2.5 gallon bucket filled to the brim on the fridge right now.
Siren said:
We got way to much candy last night. We take the kids to the dorms in our town every year, because they are always well lite, don't have to worry about traffic, cold weather, lossing the kids, crossing streets, etc.
We did one section of one building. 20 rooms perfloor with 4 floors. About half on each floor were handing out candy. Out of the 4 floors, we FINALLY ran into one other trick or treater in the basement. She was older then my kids, probably around 10 or 11. No kids, no teenagers, nothing. Just us. But, they made out like you wouldn't believe. They each had one of those little McDonalds buckets, and at the end of each floor, we had to dump the candy in the bottom of the stroller, cause it was full.
Someone must have taught my 2 year old pretty good, too. Every time the college kids would hold the bowl out and tell him to pick o0n or two, he would come up with a fist full. Then, he would lay it on realy thick with that cute smile and dimple combo of his. Couple that with an adorable Tigger costume, and the students were melting and ready to hand him more!
Overall, I didn't notice if the house to house action was worse off or not, because we don't do the house to house stuff. Just the grandma's and the dorms. Oh well, I have a 2.5 gallon bucket filled to the brim on the fridge right now.
Merelan
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I buy crappie candy so I don't eat it. You know, the Palmer shit. Though I confess I tried a piece. gack...... I got 5 kids, and three of them are my godchildren. And I live in an Apartment complex full of the little brats. I mean darlings.
The key is my building is adult only so the parents don't bring them here. Too bad. They could rake it in as we all know we only get a few and a couple of my neighbors had fullsize things and were giving them out by the handful. Not to me though.
The chincy people. (How the hell do you spell that?)
Wait till they want to borrow sugar from me.
The key is my building is adult only so the parents don't bring them here. Too bad. They could rake it in as we all know we only get a few and a couple of my neighbors had fullsize things and were giving them out by the handful. Not to me though.
The chincy people. (How the hell do you spell that?)
Wait till they want to borrow sugar from me.
TN_Vixen
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candy candy
I bought 5 bags of candy this year thinking we'd be hit hard... guess what?? Nobody! Now I have Hershey bars, reese's cups, 100 grand bars, kitkats and smarties. Ugh.
On top of that my son has 1/2 of a huge bag of candy from trick or treating.
Sirenita- I'm ......having.......trouble...... here.
I bought 5 bags of candy this year thinking we'd be hit hard... guess what?? Nobody! Now I have Hershey bars, reese's cups, 100 grand bars, kitkats and smarties. Ugh.
On top of that my son has 1/2 of a huge bag of candy from trick or treating.
Sirenita- I'm ......having.......trouble...... here.
Nathon_88
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Vixen - ACK! Quick! Give that girl something to suck on
Hmph. I got drug out last night to try the local sushi joint. My stomach has decided that it hates me now.
Maybe I should have stuck with the cooked stuff.
Ugh.
On the plus side, you stopped eating candy, didn't you?
Hmph. I got drug out last night to try the local sushi joint. My stomach has decided that it hates me now.
Maybe I should have stuck with the cooked stuff.
Ugh.
On the plus side, you stopped eating candy, didn't you?
