God has a sense of humor....

HeavyStick

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look at the platypus.

It's a beaver duck groundhog racoon. Did god have a mammal laboratory and these were the left over parts?

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What are some other freaks of nature? Lit members and yayati excluded
 
The whale shark ;) Course it's not a freak but it looks mighty strange:eek:
 
definitely...

The baby formed by the tree branches is clever... I've seen this kind of art elsewhere.

Kittie: I don't see a heart. :p

The stuff mentioned is all tip of the iceberg stuff though. I could say penguins, or kangaroos, or those fish with the migrating eye, or a plethora of other examples in nature BUT the best is to look at people....

Free will vs. instincts and programmed desires
Religion vs. sex
Actual act of sex (between everyday people... Dogma anyone :)

...all the ironies in the world.
 
InnocentAngel81 said:


i finally seen the baby, i feel like that guy from mallrats trying to see the boat

would you like a chocolate covered pretzel?
;)
 
Re: definitely...

phatcat said:
The stuff mentioned is all tip of the iceberg stuff though. I could say penguins, or kangaroos, or those fish with the migrating eye, or a plethora of other examples in nature BUT the best is to look at people....

hey! don't you be fuckin' badmouthin' penguins! penguins is the BOMB, yo! they is smooooth pimps!
 
God likes to watch. He's a prankster. Think about it. He gives man INSTINCTS! He gives you this extraordinary gift, and then what does He do- I swear for His own amusement, his own private, cosmic gag reel- He sets the rules in opposition. It's the goof of all time.

Look but don't touch. Touch, but don't taste! Taste, don't swallow. Ahaha!

And when you're jumpin' from one foot to the next, what is he doing? He's laughin' His sick, fuckin' ass off. He's a tight-ass! He's a sadist! He's an absentee landlord. Worship THAT? NEVER!
 
A very twisted sense of humor

It must be a very twisted sense of humor as it was my third year of college when the herpes outbreaks of the '80s scared everyone into becoming chronic self-abusers. I pretty much pulled my way through senior year as nobody was giving it up on campus......
 
I saw the baby, but it's got some weird, pointy growth at the back of it's head and two people stuck up it's bum...
 
Re: Re: God has a sense of humor....

MechaBlade said:
God likes to watch. He's a prankster. Think about it. He gives man INSTINCTS! He gives you this extraordinary gift, and then what does He do- I swear for His own amusement, his own private, cosmic gag reel- He sets the rules in opposition. It's the goof of all time.

Look but don't touch. Touch, but don't taste! Taste, don't swallow. Ahaha!

And when you're jumpin' from one foot to the next, what is he doing? He's laughin' His sick, fuckin' ass off. He's a tight-ass! He's a sadist! He's an absentee landlord. Worship THAT? NEVER!

i remember that from devils advocate
 
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scylis said:


hey! don't you be fuckin' badmouthin' penguins! penguins is the BOMB, yo! they is smooooth pimps!

Forget the linux mania and the coca cola commercials for a sec... they can't even clap proper. They worse than that instant response commercial for the old: they fall and they sure as hell can't get up. I grant you they might look smooth in that painted tux, but that's where it ends. They ain't got no hos lining they's block workin' de corners, see, they just be chillin' cuz they can't do nothin' ... they ain't gots no hands, yo.
 
I'm gonna have to remember this one!

Kitte said:


Tee hee Im special, special like rides the short bus to school:p

Whenever I tell one of my kids they are special the other pops in and says "yeah special ED" - I like the "rides the short bus to school" better! hehe
 
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