God fucking damn! This board has too fucking many people! It's out of fuckin' control

[Sparky Kronkite]

How does anyone keep the fuck up with all the bullshit - shit that keeps up here? I mean - give me a fucking break. Who the fuck are you people? How much time do you have to devote to this God damn bullshit piece of board? I mean do you 'have a life.'

Please explain for such an old timer here. I just don't get 'it.'

 

[TN_Vixen]

nope

don't have a life. Pretty simple, really.

 

[Starblayde]

Well.......

• I have at least a fifteen minute walk through a windy city to get to anywhere with alchohol and girls
• I have very little spending money
• I have a love of computers
• I have free internet after 6pm
• I can survive on not much sleep before Uni lectures
• I love all these people
• I love the porn

Will that do ya?

 

[GuyJD]

IF I CAN BE SERIOUS FOR A MOMENT..........

I'm no overly religious person, mind you. But I find it offensive to see the word, "fuck", used in the same sentence with God.

<slowly backing out the room just in case lightning should strike>

 

[CelestialBody]

Sparky

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Yeah but, yeah but, yeah but......

I leave for 'relative' long periods of time - as you have.

'This' makes 'us' different.

Right?

 

[LukkyKnight]

Re: IF I CAN BE SERIOUS FOR A MOMENT..........

I'm no overly religious person, mind you. But I find it offensive to see the word, "fuck", used in the same sentence with God.

<slowly backing out the room just in case lightning should strike>

Ya just did it yerself, ya wingnut.

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Oh! By the way.....

Fuck God up the ass!!!!

And - by the way.......

He asked me to state that - he loves dick up his butt. He whacks off and gets off with a big stiffy up his ass.

Hey - to each their own.

You'd be surprised what 'the devil' likes!

 

[phrodeau]

You know, I just thought of a way to reduce the level of dreck on this board. And I hope the gate spanks him on his way out, too.

 

[GuyJD]

Re: Re: IF I CAN BE SERIOUS FOR A MOMENT..........

Ya just did it yerself, ya wingnut.

Wingnut, my ass. I'm a lug nut, damn it!!!!