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[Huckleman2000]

Okay, this probably rates as "Worst Idea for a 'Celebrity' Submission Ever".

From the Wayne Madsen Report (which probably makes it total bullshit, but still - you all must have seen The Globe in the supermarket this week?)
http://mediamatters.org/static/images/item/globe-20060526-bushes.jpg

June 1, 2006 -- UPDATED -- Rocky shoals for Bush marriage? Informed sources Inside the Beltway report that First Lady Laura Bush has established temporary residence in the Mayflower Hotel in Washington, DC as a result of a tiff with President Bush over an extramarital relationship involving her husband. Mr. Bush's tryst is said to involve Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice. It is not known how long Mrs. Bush plans to remain at the Mayflower, however, her security detail has been present at the hotel during hours when the First Lady would normally be residing in the White House. While she was National Security Adviser, Rice, who has never been married, referred to George W. Bush as "my husband" before she corrected herself and said, "President. Bush" Rice was speaking at a dinner hosted by New York Times bureau chief Philip Taubman when she made her "husband" remarks.

WMR is tracking the Laura Bush story.

June 2, 2006 -- A White House source, speaking on background, vehemently denied to WMR that there are marital problems between President Bush and First Lady Laura Bush over a reported extramarital affair between Mr. Bush and Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice. However, two mainstream media sources have confirmed that their sources also have reported an ongoing affair between Mr. Bush and Rice.

The mainstream media is hamstrung in reporting stories about Bush's personal life. For example, in 2001, the media highlighted Bush's comments about his passing out from choking on a pretzel while watching a football game in the White House. In reality, Bush, who claims he gave up drinking years ago, passed out from being inebriated. Washington's movers and shakers knew the story about Bush's drinking but the media studiously avoided it.

 

[Guest]

Okay, this probably rates as "Worst Idea for a 'Celebrity' Submission Ever".

From the Wayne Madsen Report (which probably makes it total bullshit, but still - you all must have seen The Globe in the supermarket this week?)
http://mediamatters.org/static/images/item/globe-20060526-bushes.jpg

Makes you wonder, don't it? Is there a dress and a cigar involved? And will they impeach him for this? I mean, everything else isn't enough, right? But this...THIS is moral weakness!

I woulda been more likely to buy it if they said Bush was having an affair with Bigfoot or was having an Alien's love child....

 

[Huckleman2000]

Makes you wonder, don't it? Is there a dress and a cigar involved? And will they impeach him for this? I mean, everything else isn't enough, right? But this...THIS is moral weakness!

I woulda been more likely to buy it if they said Bush was having an affair with Bigfoot or was having an Alien's love child....

I didn't buy it either, I just happened to notice it - and then today I found the other shady news source talking about it.

So far, there are two independent, less-than-reputable news sources running with the story.

I sent an email to a friend from high school who has a job with a Congress person. I'll let you know if he replies.

 

[3113]

I like the part about Laura urging counseling. Like George is going to listen to a councelor

 

[Halo_n_horns]

I like the part about Laura urging counseling. Like George is going to listen to a councelor

He doesn't listen to the rest of the smart people in this particular country as it is, unless they're saying something that helps out him and his oil buddies.

You know damn well that as soon as a counselor started asking questions, Bush would go to his old fall-back of, "We went in with information that there Weapons of Mass Destruction ..."

Well, if this weren't the Globe I'd be jumping for joy because I'm that kind of asshole. But since its the Globe and not the Inquirer ...

 

[JamesSD]

and then today I found the other shady news source talking about it.

I couldn't find anything about it on FOX News...


Zing!

 

[3113]

Actually, I think we're missing what's REALLY important here.

According to that newspaper, American Idol's voting is rigged! Shocking!

 

[dr_mabeuse]

I'm pretty sure this is false.

It's been pretty well established that Republic politicians have no capacity for experienceing sexual pleasure through their genitals (political pleasure, yes. Neoncons especially are known for their spontaneous erections at the mention of "Pre-emoptive Military Action"), and they assume thtat's the way it is for everyone else too.

That's why they were so outraged at Clinton's misuse of his penis, which in the republican mind is intended only for use only on the asses of the citizens, and then only for political and fiscal purposes.

--Zoot

 

[Guest]

I'm pretty sure this is false.

It's been pretty well established that Republic politicians have no capacity for experienceing sexual pleasure through their genitals (political pleasure, yes. Neoncons especially are known for their spontaneous erections at the mention of "Pre-emoptive Military Action"), and they assume that's the way it is for everyone else too.

That's why they were so outraged at Clinton's misuse of his penis, which in the republican mind is intended only for use only on the asses of the citizens, and then only for political and fiscal purposes.

--Zoot

Brilliant.

 

[rgraham666]

I agree.

Too often, when I look at the politicians misleadingly labeled 'conservative', a Robin Williams line flashes through my mind.

"Sergeant, you're in more need of a blow job than any white man in history."