God doesn't exist

[clutch1]

No...

You'd be able to orgasm from cuddling.

Will there be some friction? Any friction?

No way! If it did, no woman would ever get pregnant and we'd all have rotting teeth! That would be a totally unintelligent design.

It would just taste like chocolate, and still have the same properties.

Did someone call for me?

*eating a bowl of strawberries dipped in chocolate- washes it down with Cum D'Licious choco flavor*

Aren't you the happiest gender unspecified person on these boards. Enjoy!

 

[John Doe]

the really important question is whether or not you can actually tell on sight a mauser rifle from javelin. personally, i just don't buy it.

I would hope that anyone could tell the difference between those two, even if they don't know what they're called.

Mauser rifle:

http://theboxotruth.com/images2/e72-3.jpg



Javelin:

http://www.freewebs.com/gahrodanth/javelin_04.jpg

 

[Jm J Bullock]

They tell us that God is a Trinity, so the design was done by committee.

God is schizo.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

God's rep has come down in the world. He's gone from Creator of the Universe to a feckless Mom to a misty cloud of energy to a teeny little drop of the brain where love is centered. God's career path is worse than Pauley Shore's.

 

[clutch1]

If god is here he should go directly to Florida, lots of sinners there abouts.
As for Pauly Shore I guess his mothers coattails were shorter than he thought.

 

[Jm J Bullock]

God's rep has come down in the world. He's gone from Creator of the Universe to a feckless Mom to a misty cloud of energy to a teeny little drop of the brain where love is centered. God's career path is worse than Pauley Shore's.

and Jeffrey Ross's.

 

[Joeybagadonuts]

There are some who believe that God is energy.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

There are some who believe that God is energy.

There are some who believe that shit is caramel, but I wouldn't put it on ice cream.

 

[pabloback]

god created being perfect didnt think the distance between the pleasure palace and the shithole would be a problem for anyone with a normal aim

 

[Peregrinator]

Human knees.

 

[CandiCame]

Seriously, what is this obsession that some people have with god?

 

[Jm J Bullock]

Seriously, what is this obsession that some people have with god?

Their obsession is like a religion.

 

[1sickbastard]

Seriously, what is this obsession that some people have with god?

Makes them feel better about dying and allows them to crouch their own bias in a fashion which validates them without having to think the matter through.
Also, lets them sleep at night after performing horendous atrocities in the name of some moralistic authority

 

[CandiCame]

Their obsession is like a religion.

I KNOW, right?

It's fucking creepy. I've never understood how, as a culture, we validate that. I understand that legally you can think any stupid-ass thing you want, but we have people who think that the invisible man who watches them and lives in the sky won't let them get their dieing child medical care. It just seems like there should be some point where someone steps in and puts a stop to this shit. We have people lynching other humans, or burning them alive because they think that some invisible, all powerful man told them to. That shit is just unacceptable.

 

[pabloback]

its the politics of envy

its a legit tax loophole and you are pissed off by it

 

[phrodeau]

god created being perfect didnt think the distance between the pleasure palace and the shithole would be a problem for anyone with a normal aim

Human knees.

God created Man in His image, and He would be damned if we were designed better than He was.

 

[Jm J Bullock]

God created Man in His image

So "God" is only worried about the next IPhone/IPad and who's going to win on American Idol.

 

[Marci_M]

And she wants to know who will win "Survivor" too