God did not rest on the 7th day

[Guest]

 

[bluespoke]

He created all that stuff (including us) in 6 days, but on the 7th he created Sexy-Girl


He hand crafted her from precious gems and the finest diamonds. He used all his god powers to finely sculpture every inch of her body.

He created this marvel, this epitome of beauty.




He fucked up on the lesbian part though

Poor old Hanns, worshipping the totally unattainable!

 

[Guest]

 

[clit_licker30]

Nice try...........ROTFLMAO..........

 

[mig]

That's wheely funny


But just watch and learn punk.

She's already like a giggling school girl around me.

And the same age?.

 

[sexy-girl]

for those sort of lines you need someone way more stupid and way more straight

 

[mytasteislikecandy]

Sexy Girl is a lesbian??

Damn. Why didn't you tell me sooner?

*bats eyelashes and flirts*

 

[sexy-girl]

Sexy Girl is a lesbian??

Damn. Why didn't you tell me sooner?

*bats eyelashes and flirts*

for that sort of line to work you need to have a nick like mytasteislikecandy

 

[Guest]

 

[mytasteislikecandy]

for that sort of line to work you need to have a nick like mytasteislikecandy

hey!! That's me!!

*flirts harder*

Hey sexy, you come here often? Whats your sign? Can I buy you a drink?

 

[Olivianna]

^^^ Delusions of Grandeur (meant for Hannsy)

Still, nice try being all semi-romantic, even funny.

 

[mytasteislikecandy]

She can't not like me


It CAN'T be


All chicks like me

And then you woke up.

 

[Lasher]

Hannsie's last girlfriend:

 

[mytasteislikecandy]

Hannsie's last girlfriend:

That's what came to mind when I read that post of his. *snicker*

 

[Guest]

 

[mytasteislikecandy]

^^^ Delusions of Grandeur (meant for Hannsy)

I figured Thanks for clearing it up tho.

 

[mytasteislikecandy]

^^^^^Wishes guys liked her.

^^^^^Wishes guys liked him.

Sorry, easy target, but I couldn't resist.

 

[Guest]

 

[Olivianna]

^^^ If you're a lesbian, he'll fall for you.

 

[Guest]

 

[phrodeau]

Steer clear, ladies. Hanns, like his gun, is only half-cocked.

 

[mytasteislikecandy]

Are you straight

I'm only slightly bent. Not totally, yet. If I keep running into men like you, though, I might have to become a full fledged lesbian.

You're the reason they exist.

 

[Guest]

 

[mytasteislikecandy]

Or maybe you're finding it hard to get men interested in you

Ummm, let me think about that. No, the answer is definitely NO.

I just think it's you. That's all.

 

[Guest]