Lucifer_Carroll
GOATS!!!
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So I emerge from the depths of the lab after a 32-hour run of nothing but complex biophysics problems while simultaneously running an experiment and I'm a wee bit of the ol' tense Lucy. And so what do I behold upon my exit but a strapping young Christ Raper pissing on his faith with a giant rant about how homosexuals are all rapists and choice sinners and deserve eternal torment, blahdeblah and opposite him a number of gay rights activists silently protesting him.
So in the middle is the apathetic masses becoming even more disillusioned to the glories of Christianity (hey Christians, these assholes are stealing your religion and dragging it through the mud, wake up and protest already) and playing with the fuckwit in mocking questions and there I am tired and feeling up for a bit of the ol' evil. So I flip a coin, Two-face style. Heads, I give him a big fat kiss on the cheek and tell him how sexy I find bigotry. Tails, I step up on the concrete block next to him and begin a long "hellfire and brimstone" speech against the hatemongerer to see how he enjoys his own medicine when he doesn't have the perceived moral high ground. And so, flippity flippity flip. HEADS.
I jump up on his concrete block as he's in mid rant and plant a big wet one (on his ear, I sort of missed the cheek with his head bobbing in hate), said "Hate was such a turn-on and jumped off. The look on his face alone, I would gladly have paid money and his stammering something to tell the kids. I moseyed away before his moral crusade goons decided to make an example of me, but my friend on the gay rights side said he wasn't able to remuster his speech after that and called it an early day and gave me a buck.
So at the end of the day, stress gone, a dollar richer, free entertainment, made a bigot squirm in uncomfortable distress, finally tried out my anti-bigot method. I suspect that there wasn't anything else that could have made it a better day. Especially with the cheers of the students as I broke his mind. God damn, I love universities. I think I won't ever regret never leaving them and becoming a professional academic.
So in the middle is the apathetic masses becoming even more disillusioned to the glories of Christianity (hey Christians, these assholes are stealing your religion and dragging it through the mud, wake up and protest already) and playing with the fuckwit in mocking questions and there I am tired and feeling up for a bit of the ol' evil. So I flip a coin, Two-face style. Heads, I give him a big fat kiss on the cheek and tell him how sexy I find bigotry. Tails, I step up on the concrete block next to him and begin a long "hellfire and brimstone" speech against the hatemongerer to see how he enjoys his own medicine when he doesn't have the perceived moral high ground. And so, flippity flippity flip. HEADS.
I jump up on his concrete block as he's in mid rant and plant a big wet one (on his ear, I sort of missed the cheek with his head bobbing in hate), said "Hate was such a turn-on and jumped off. The look on his face alone, I would gladly have paid money and his stammering something to tell the kids. I moseyed away before his moral crusade goons decided to make an example of me, but my friend on the gay rights side said he wasn't able to remuster his speech after that and called it an early day and gave me a buck.
So at the end of the day, stress gone, a dollar richer, free entertainment, made a bigot squirm in uncomfortable distress, finally tried out my anti-bigot method. I suspect that there wasn't anything else that could have made it a better day. Especially with the cheers of the students as I broke his mind. God damn, I love universities. I think I won't ever regret never leaving them and becoming a professional academic.
I'd plant one on you myself, if I could.
