Goblin tales

[Strangebuddy]

I like goblins. Literotica has some good goblin stories but I do like to just think about other possible tales for horny little goblins to get tossed into.

Therefore I wanted to start a thread with ideas for goblin stories.

1. Goblin Tales. Essentially, replace key characters in stories with horny little half-pints.

For example: Snow White and the seven Goblins.

"Yeah cooking and cleaning is nice and all but what else are you offering...no talking to animals won't really help us...how much is the queen paying again?"

Rapunzel

"Little green men! You'll get me out if I "get you off?" Oh no, I must stay pure for my beloved...yes, my hair is quite soft I suppose you all could tend to it...I don't know what a "hair job" is but help yourself I suppose."

Hansel and Gretel.

"Eat up my little...surprisingly ugly, children...what do you mean you're ready for dessert? There's plenty of candy. Why are you tugging on my dress? What do you mean "if there's snow on the field then start plowing?"

Thumbelina

"Yep, knocking off the frog and the mole was the hard part...totally worth it though. Now I can afford all the hot fairies I could ask for."

2. Goblin sex-Ed

When elves need to teach their grown children about sex they just go get a goblin to help out.

 

[Carnevil9]

There's a great Frank Zappa song called "Goblin Girl" that I've been dying to turn into a story. Haven't quite figured out a plot for it yet, though.

 

[Strangebuddy]

The song seems like it's about a guy getting blown by a lot of groupees dressed as goblins...at least the first part. So maybe you could write a song about a garage band guy who got a Halloween gig and after a set he finds a bunch of small women in the back seemingly dressed as goblins. Then they swarm him and he finds out they're not wearing costumes.

Now that I think about it, "the goblin market" is pretty much a story about a girl who gets fucked by a lot of goblins and then is saved by having sex with her sister.

 

[Lord_Johnny]

If done in the right way, I could see some potential in an "evil overlord" type who is trying to breed himself an army. Using the female goblins to give birth to his new army of cross breeds.

 

[Hypoxia]

I've a set of facetious space-and-time-travel strokers outlined -- a goblin tale would fit there. Prof Ronk's Dimensional Dilator conveys him and his current coed(s) to a land of polymorphous perverse goblins who try to hitchhike back to Earth with them. Everyone gets fucked. How to stop the goblin takeover? Maybe shunt them into the Tromp campaign.

 

[liteditor]

Idea number 2 is really intriguing.

 

[Kantarii]

I'm still trying to visualize a goblin that secretly cross dresses as an elf to violate all the little gremlin that are infesting his treehouse next to Panty Lake. That'll teach them little mischevious fucking furry brat bastards to pull on the wrong vine and change the TV channel in Mrs Roger's neighborhood forest....haha () I'm being silly, babbling, so pay me no mind.Kant

 

[Hypoxia]

I'm still trying to visualize a goblin that secretly cross dresses as an elf to violate all the little gremlin that are infesting his treehouse next to Panty Lake.

How about an all-out sex war between goblins, gremlins, elves, imps, kobolds, faeries, leprechauns, gnomes, djinns and genii, menehune, sprites, trolls, et al? Of course the wee fuckers shrink-down humans to their size for erotic violation. And they maybe shag penguins, too. Talking penguins, of course, because LIT.

 

[Kantarii]

How about an all-out sex war between goblins, gremlins, elves, imps, kobolds, faeries, leprechauns, gnomes, djinns and genii, menehune, sprites, trolls, et al? Of course the wee fuckers shrink-down humans to their size for erotic violation. And they maybe shag penguins, too. Talking penguins, of course, because LIT.

Sounds like everyone would be waddling like a penguin after getting fucked in that wild ass orgy after the ogres show up with tree stump sized cocks to dry fuck everyone at the shindig

 

[Hypoxia]

Sounds like everyone would be waddling like a penguin after getting fucked in that wild ass orgy after the ogres show up with tree stump sized cocks to dry fuck everyone at the shindig

Okay, so they're miniature ogres to qualify for the wee-folk fuckfests. Like min-pins (miniature Doberman pinchers) but fuzzier, more cuddly. Standard dobies ain't cuddly, alas. Standard ogres probably ain't, either.