Gnome Throwing (Sorry Amelia)

[Mistress]

Heheh try this is highly addictive!!!!


http://www.lightsmith.nl/games/bouterdart/bouterdart.swf

It's not in english but easy to learn!

You pick the gnomes up by holding down on the button then move the mouse forward and release the button to throw them. The ones in yellow sneeze....so you cant always hit with them BUT if you release them fast sometimes they hit the target. The ones with the bouncy balls swallow the balls and tend to float, sometimes you cant hit with them cuz they bounce off the target.
They give you 5 ropes and 5 potions in order to either tie up the sneezing gnomes or make the gnomes drunk enough that you can throw them.....

FUN!!!!

 

[sexy-girl]

LOL so cool thanks mistress

 

[someplace]

We need Bluesy in here

He has a gnome fetish I think. He needs to see this.

 

[Mistress]

I get tickled everytime I accidently drop one and he goes splat.....

 

[amelia]

this game makes my gnomey sad...just look at his little face....

**edited to add..yes..he is in a seatbelt...safety first!

 

[Mistress]

Aww he's ok, it's not like the gnomes were hurt making this..err well unless you drop them......

 

[Mistress]

Bumping for more people to play

 

[LukkyKnight]

Bumping for more people to play

You are a very twisted woman.



Cool.

 

[Mistress]

You are a very twisted woman.



Cool.

Thanks babe!

 

[lilminx]

Very cute site. I got addicted and had to make myself stop playing!

 

[Mistress]

Very cute site. I got addicted and had to make myself stop playing!

Exactly I had to force myself to stop hitting start

 

[Ice Cold]

"Gnome.... gnome on the range...."

 

[LukkyKnight]

"Gnome.... gnome on the range...."

May I hit him now, Mistress?

 

[cybergirly]

I get tickled everytime I accidently drop one and he goes splat.....

*giggle* gnome going splat. Now I keep trying to drop them.

 

[Pyper]

I have discovered I am totally clueless concerning this game...but it's so addictive I am adding it to my favorites list.

 

[Ice Cold]

"Be it ever so humble there's no place like Gnome."

 

[cybergirly]

I have discovered I am totally clueless concerning this game...but it's so addictive I am adding it to my favorites list.

I did that too. I was even thinking of translating it into English, although I'm to lazy right now.

 

[Mistress]

Muahahahahaha! Everyone is becoming addicted to Gnome Darts!

You all make me giggle with your gnome talk

 

[cybergirly]

Muahahahahaha! Everyone is becoming addicted to Gnome Darts!

You all make me giggle with your gnome talk

It's an evil game. I believe there must be some kind of subliminal message in the music. I can't...stop...playing.

 

[kiwiwolf]

Here's a bit of useless info. In the early to mid '80s the Aussies had a sport called dwarf Throwing. It took place mostly in the outback pubs. Guys would see how far they could throw actual dwarves while tanked up on inferior Aussie booze.







The dwarves landed on matresses most of the time.

 

[cybergirly]

Hey kiwi, that reminded me of dwarf bowling. Yep you got it, take a dwarf and use him as a bowling ball.

 

[Ice Cold]

Can't understand the scoring, but I like making the fat ones bounce.

 

[Mistress]

It's an evil game. I believe there must be some kind of subliminal message in the music. I can't...stop...playing.

Omg...you could be right..no wonder its not in english

It's kinda like that spank the monkey game that was going around for awhile. How you moved the mouse depended on how hard you spanked the monkey and got points for it!

 

[Mistress]

Can't understand the scoring, but I like making the fat ones bounce.

The scoring is easy...it's a two player game, you start out with a certain amount of points say 301. Each time you hit the target you rack in three sets of points which is then removed from the score. Then its the other players turn. When you reach 0 points before the other person you win. Of course I play both people because considering I can't read it I don't know if there is an option for aone player game or not!


KiwiWolf

 

[cybergirly]

Somebody help me! I have to turn this game off NOW!!! I need encouragement. I'm weak, someone tell me to stop..