glamorilla is my man

[Zamdrist]

Okay Ladies....you are embarrassing the gentleman.

You know who you are. So, here's a friendly suggestion to all of you who have PM'd and emailed him lately...

chill

He is not liking the attention right now. He'll let you know when and if he wants your attention

enough said...got the picture?

Edited to say:

 

[glamorilla]

I'm just pretending to be gay to get the chicks.

 

[Zamdrist]

I'm just pretending to be gay to get the chicks.

It's fucking working too isn't? Whore.

 

[perks]

glam, I'm just pretending to be a hot chick to get the girls... wait. That's not right.

 

[CarolineOh]

I'm just pretending to be gay to get the chicks.

Be careful what you wish for....

 

[glamorilla]

Let's all have a groovy love in!




















































(although I don't dispute the whore allegations..)

 

[kotori]

glam, I'm just pretending to be a hot chick to get the girls... wait. That's not right.

You'll take it either way, perquita--no use trying to fool us.

 

[Rambling Rose]

I am feeling the love in here.

 

[Marxist]

lame.


and no i'm not gonna let you watch me jerk off to ruby's awesome boobage.


freak.

 

[glamorilla]

Just a moment to make the statement kotori...you'rea really great guy

 

[glamorilla]

lame.


and no i'm not gonna let you watch me jerk off to ruby's awesome boobage.


freak.

You so want me.

 

[kotori]

why thank you kind sir

(what brought that on?)

so you want me?

 

[Zamdrist]

lame.


and no i'm not gonna let you watch me jerk off to ruby's awesome boobage.


freak.

You just don't like me do ya? As if I'm expecting a intelligable answer.

 

[glamorilla]

why thank you kind sir

(what brought that on?)

so you want me?

Nothing ultieror...just a very charming and charismatic guy...exactly the type I'd set mygirlfriends up with.


*friendly hug*



Now Marxist....get me my razor blades....

 

[perks]

You'll take it either way, perquita--no use trying to fool us.

take it? you wanna rephrase that, sugah?

 

[Rubyfruit]

Glam is my man.

I saw him first.

I laid claim to him first.

He's mine.

 

[kotori]

Nothing ultieror...just a very charming and charismatic guy...exactly the type I'd set mygirlfriends up with.


*friendly hug*



Now Marxist....get me my razor blades....

cool

( and here I thought you were gonna buy me a beer up at the White Horse)

 

[glamorilla]

The worst part of having an exceedingly high leg press is sometimes you kick them across the room.

 

[seXieleXie]

Bloodhound Gang | I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks

If your ass is a Chinese restaurant I'll have the poo-poo platter
My friend Jerry Vandergrift kissed me in Home Ec. class
Later in the afternoon some jarheads in the locker room kicked my ass
I said guys I'm like you I like Monster Trucks too
Wanna see how many push-ups I can do?
I just wish I was queer so I could get chicks

Chicks dig guys that are
Queer guys that don't dig
Chicks that don't dig guys like me
See I'm not queer I'm too ugly

But if I were handsome just imagine how great it would be
Incognito as gay though but not actually that way though pseudo homo phony
Maybe it's a stupid theory or maybe just stupidity
But if I was a queerbee in the fashion industry
Scoring with a super model would be easy
Cause 'super model' means voluptuous but is also is synonomous with 'super dumb'
Ya see I'd be a good listener so she'd treat me like a sister and soon I'd become
That trusted friend that cares that rubs her back and braids her hair
No it wouldn't be a week before I'm in her underwear
I wish I was queer so I could get chicks

Chicks dig guys that are
Queer guys that don't dig
Chicks that don't dig guys like me
See I'm not queer I'm too ugly

Doesn't matter what I'm packin' in my denim it's what's in my genes
The only smoked meat the only sausage I would eat is made by Jimmy Dean
See I'm not to keen on the smell of Vaseline
No I'm not Princess Di and I don't wanna be a queen
I wish I was queer so I could get chicks

Anyway if I were gay I'd have to change my name to Dirk or Lewis
Hang out with my mom's hair stylist his name is Kip he's got a lisp he talks like this
And wear my mother's lingerie learn the songs of Broadway
And appreciate Depeche Mode and avant garde ballet
I wish I was queer so I could get chicks

Chicks dig guys that are
Queer guys that don't dig
Chicks dig guys that are
Queer guys that don't dig
Chicks dig guys that are
Queer guys that don't dig
Chicks that don't dig guys like me
See I'm not queer I'm too ugly
And I don't shave my heiny
Don't shave my heiny
See I'm not queer I'm too ugly

 

[naudiz]

So let me get this clear, glam: you don't want me sending you any more titty-pictures to entice you into the world of hawt naudiz luvvin? *unf unf unf*

Waaaaait, you're gay???

 

[Calamity Jane]

B-b-b-but he PM'd me first!

And as long as those avs keep doin what they're doin to me, I'm gonna be stalking the glamorillous one.

 

[glamorilla]

That or I'm really,really happy al the time.


(love you to naudiz...who's screename makes me think of...Nudist!)

 

[Sillyman]

Oh, the confusion...

 

[Zamdrist]

The original copy cat xxx is my man/woman!

 

[naudiz]

No pants were involved in the writing of this post.