Glad the I-69 problem is going to be resolved?

Are you glad the problem of I-69 is finally to get some priority?

  • Yes, it's an extreme embarrassment for a nation under God

    Votes: 3 33.3%
  • Other things are more pressing, like banning gay marriage

    Votes: 2 22.2%
  • I don't care. I hate morality and I hate God.

    Votes: 4 44.4%

  • Total voters
    9
  • Poll closed .

Pure

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Finally.

The Republicans are ready to 'hit the ground running in Jan.' Don't you think it's about time to end the embarrassment and deal with this pressing issue?

http://www.hoosiergazette.com/News/Nov2004/news003.htm

The Hoosier Gazette

By August Wayne, THG News

John Hostettler, the Congressman representing the 8th district of Indiana, has been convinced by local religious groups to introduce legislation in the House that would change the name of an Interstate 69 extension to a more moral sounding number.

There are plans to extend the interstate from Indianapolis through southwestern Indiana all the way through Texas into Mexico in the coming years. While most believe this highway will be good for the state’s economy, religious conservatives believe “I-69” sounds too risqué and want to change the interstate’s number.

Hostettler, a proponent of the interstate extension, agrees. “Every time I have been out in the public with an ‘I-69’ button on my lapel, teenagers point and snicker at it. I have had many ask me if they can have my button. I believe it is time to change the name of the highway. It is the moral thing to do.”

As a matter of fact, naming the highway’s extension I-69 is a violation of the Interstate Highway System’s rules for numbering roads. Interstates numbers are to increase from west to east. If the extension through southern Indiana is named I-69, then 69 will be west of I-65, a direct violation.

“Naming the road I-63 not only follows numbering guidelines, it doesn’t have the sexual undertones that I-69 has,” says Hostettler, “It is a win-win situation.”

The change will more than likely be introduced in committee when Congress convenes after the first of the year.
 
I don't care one way or the other, as long as I can get one of those buttons.
 
I-69!

They just figured it out NOW?

Grown men in need of remedial sex education from teen-agers.

Hoosier Daddy? :rolleyes:





Hostettler looks like a latent Poof!
 
Personally, I'm waiting until someone mentions how it's "going down" the country. That'll be another fun day of prepubescent puns and moral outrage.
 
Lucifer_Carroll said:
Personally, I'm waiting until someone mentions how it's "going down" the country. That'll be another fun day of prepubescent puns and moral outrage.

:D :D :D



Oh, the inanity! That's almost as bad as when they took away our devil's highway. :rolleyes: (#666 was renamed a few years ago. morons.)
 
Don't you understand?

If we let our guard down for even a second, Satan wins!
 
How can they waste time on such trivialities?

For real evil consider the song: "Santa Claus Cums Down The Chimney." Now that sort of thing, broadcast where children can hear it is real evil!
 
Immature minds are always damaged by such exposures. It all depends what you mean by "immature." Children just don't get it, that's all. My favorite hymn was "Gladly, the Cross-Eyed Bear," when I was five. The verses made no sense, but the chorus always brought back old Gladly. :)
 
Hey, give the folks from the fine RED state of Indiana a break. This isn't just a matter of morals, those Hoosiers are talking about a big-time money saving deal. Can you imagine how much the government would have to spend replacing all the I-69 signs that would constantly be getting swiped? The mind boggles.

Rumple Foreskin :cool:
 
God, i want one of those signs! (fuck the button).

Next they're going to do away with (town of) Intercourse, Pennsylvania! (Change to "God's Little Acre.")
 
Bong Recreational Area in Illinois as well as Weed, CA, and Grass Valley, CA will be due for a change next, I'm sure.
 
Pure said:
God, i want one of those signs! (fuck the button).

Next they're going to do away with (town of) Intercourse, Pennsylvania! (Change to "God's Little Acre.")

Could be worse. They could live in fucking Austria....

I mean Fucking, Austria.
 
rgraham666 said:
Don't you understand?

If we let our guard down for even a second, Satan wins!



Hmmm, Bush - Satan. Satan - Bush.

Tough choice!!!!



Dranoel said:
I'll get a box of them and pass 'em out. ;)


Me, me, me, I want one.:D



So anyway, if they change it to I-63, will that make the one six down into I-69????

And, who did the counting in the first place I want to know!!!!
 
What about Dildo, Newfoundland, Licking, Missouri, or Intercourse, Alabama? Surely those places should have their names changed to pretect the morals of the US? ;)
 
OK, I know Newfoundland isn't in the US, but it's such a classic name I couldn't leave it out :)
 
!

There is Fu Chin, China,
and Fuchu, Japan,

but no
Fucking Austria.
 
I'm certainly glad things are going so well that Congress has nothing more important to worry about. By the way, was I-69 the road that the chcken crosed?
 
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