Give me your best pick up lines

[EthiopianPrince]

I only know two ok ones (and many, many bad ones).

If I told you that you have a great body, would you hold it against me?

&

If I give you roses, would you give me two lips?

 

[Saint Peter]

"Is that a mirror in your pocket cuz I can really see myself in your pants"

 

[weathered2]

I take her out for a good time, get her a little tipsy and loose, then I say...

ZZZZZ zzzzzz ZZZZZ zzzzz ZZZZZ zzzzz ZZZZZ zzzzz .............

 

[lovetoread]

Do you want some?

Do you like what you see?

 

[sacremento]

Nice shoes. Wanna fuck?

 

[calypso_21]

You've got the greatest smile, to be honest your lips are what does it for me...can I sample them?

 

[cybergirly]

Want to help me press my sheets?

 

[EthiopianPrince]

More (and better) pick up lines, please!

 

[becca80]

I broke my bed. Can I sleep in yours?

 

[~tehya~]

Ummm...i lost my phone number, can i borrow yours?

Your name is right on the tip of my tongue...Wanna help me find it?

 

[lobito]

you're hot! wanna fuck?

I've never used it, but it sounds like a winner to me.

 

[lovetoread]

I lost my pussy, can I pat yours?

 

[brokenbrainwave]

May I see the tag in your shirt? Just as I thought, it says made in heaven...

Baby, you got to be from Tennessee, cause a ten is all I see..

 

[JUDO]

While at work, when asked, "When do you get off?"

I replay to his handsome face, "About ten minutes after we start."


- Judo

 

[Private Vasquez]

Eye contact and a smile.

 

[EthiopianPrince]

To Broken, and a few others:

Thank you, finally some good ones! I don't want these to use them, but more for the entertainment value. Thanks, and keep them coming!

(I especially like the Tennessee one)

 

[perks]

what's a nice duck like you doing in a pond like this?

Those feathers would look great on the floor next to my nest.

I have some l'orange sauce back at the pond.

One feather is kinky, ducky, but, baby, I use the WHoooooole bird!

Your feathers are so fine, they make me wanna go down.

Was your daddy a home furnishing salesduck? cause he stole two down pillows and stuffed them down the back of your feathers.

How's about an intimate game of duck duck goose *wiggly eyefeathers*

 

[lovetoread]

I believe everyone that contributed did a good job.

Its too bad you just dont thank those that actually answered your thread instead of being rude about it.

 

[Rambrat]

I'm worth a $100 million.

Not really...but i think that would work.

 

[Rambrat]

Here's another one...


I have a rather large collection of ducks in my wadding pool...

 

[nasty1]

you're hot! wanna fuck?

I've never used it, but it sounds like a winner to me.

Thanks. And, HELL YEAH!!!!!!!

 

[patient1]

Dodge Trucks are Ram Tough.

Chevy, Like a rock...

Oh

those kind of pick-ups

 

[perks]

Here's another one...


I have a rather large collection of ducks in my wadding pool...

oh yeaaaaaaaah babyyyyyyyyy *panting*

 

[Rambrat]

oh yeaaaaaaaah babyyyyyyyyy *panting*

I knew that would get to you baby...

 

[JasonBe]

Wanna get a six pack and go back to my place and fuck or don't you drink?

AND THIS ONE HAS ACTUALLY WORKED:

wanna get naked?