BlondeBeauty
Princess Charming
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- Oct 28, 2000
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Let the gender wars begin...
NICKNAMES
If Sheila, Amanda, Marsha and Jessica go out to lunch, they will call each other Sheila, Amanda, Marsha and Jessica. If Bob, Mark, Derek and Todd go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla, Peanut-Head and Scrappy.
EATING OUT
When the bill arrives, Bob, Mark, Derek and Todd will each throw in $20, even though the bill was only for $35. None of them will have anything smaller, and none will actually admit they want change back. When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.
ARGUMENTS
Women have the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is considered the beginning of a new argument.
FUTURE
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
DRESSING UP
A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the garbage, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail. A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.
OFFSPRING
A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams. A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.
The End...for now
NICKNAMES
If Sheila, Amanda, Marsha and Jessica go out to lunch, they will call each other Sheila, Amanda, Marsha and Jessica. If Bob, Mark, Derek and Todd go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla, Peanut-Head and Scrappy.
EATING OUT
When the bill arrives, Bob, Mark, Derek and Todd will each throw in $20, even though the bill was only for $35. None of them will have anything smaller, and none will actually admit they want change back. When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.
ARGUMENTS
Women have the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is considered the beginning of a new argument.
FUTURE
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
DRESSING UP
A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the garbage, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail. A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.
OFFSPRING
A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams. A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.
The End...for now
