GIRLS ONLY!!!-please!

[parodyluvr75]

I've an odd fetish. It wakes me up at night. I fantasize about it constantly. I can't be the only girl who has it. I deeply yearn to urinated on elected officials. The idea of peeing on politicians makes me all tingly. It's only second to one I have about using a golf club on a clown covered in spam and cottage cheese.

So if you share my desire or are a politician or the other kind of clown apply below.

Photos of clowns coated in cottage cheese and spam get swift replies.

Must own golf clubs.

Parody

 

[butters]

i approve of this thread over and above its origins. that thread was smelly, this is smirkworthy

 

[lovetoread]

Great, now I want

 

[lovetoread]

I just found this by googling spam and cottage cheese covered politicians

 

[butters]

nicer than spam

 

[butters]

ass clown!

 

[parodyluvr75]

Leave it to LTR and chipbutty to post the best spam/cottage cheese/political clown porn.

I just found this by googling spam and cottage cheese covered politicians

WTF?? Google frightens me.

 

[Tryharder62]

I'm afraid of peeing in a dream. What if I wake and find out it wasn't really a dream?

 

[hobbit.]

not every clown has a silver lining. i have yet to find one

 

[hobbit.]

I've an odd fetish. It wakes me up at night. I fantasize about it constantly. I can't be the only girl who has it. I deeply yearn to urinated on elected officials.

could you clarify this bit? urinated on? or urinate on by? it could be a deal breaker.

 

[VaticanAssassin]

Sexist!!!!!

 

[John Doe]

You're a girl?

 

[parodyluvr75]

I'm afraid of peeing in a dream. What if I wake and find out it wasn't really a dream?

Change the sheets and go on with life.

not every clown has a silver lining. i have yet to find one

If you pull out their teeth it's where the silver lies.

could you clarify this bit? urinated on? or urinate on by? it could be a deal breaker.

On! Not on by! I know it's a hobby we can share.

Sexiest!!!!!

Thanks.

You're a girl?

Yes.

 

[lovetoread]

I've decided I want to pee all over the UPS guys.

I bet that'll be fun.

 

[parodyluvr75]

I've decided I want to pee all over the UPS guys.

I bet that'll be fun.

Take your pick.

Or maybe go with the competition?

 

[hobbit.]

On! Not on by! I know it's a hobby we can share.

can they be on fire first? my prostate is playing up a bit.. it could add a certain va va voom.....

 

[parodyluvr75]

can they be on fire first? my prostate is playing up a bit.. it could add a certain va va voom.....

Don't forget your fire proof gear.