Girls Night Out

[TN_Vixen]

going out on the town tonight with a couple of coworkers. I do this maybe once a month- probably less than that actually, and despite my intent to meet people I invariably end up chatting with my friends or with some loser man who happens to strike up a conversation with me.

My ex hubby is keeping my son and called to ask if he could bring him home tonight if I "don't get lucky". I told him I don't "get lucky", and then he proceeded to offer his services! I was amazed at his gall! I mean WHAT makes him think I would have anything at all to do with him? He was never any good in the sack the WHOLE time we were married- a fact I shared with him often. He has big brass ones, I'm telling ya.

Divorced for 6 years and he's STILL asking for sex.

 

[Mensa]

Somebody has to win the lottery

It never hurts to ask, you never know!

 

[livin_simple]

Hmm, Yep I'm willing to take the risk .....

Vixen, if your outing happens to swing through Kansas, I'd be glad to take both tests with you:

-loser man conversation

-no good in the sack

 

[TN_Vixen]

livin

I happen to have it on good authority that you're an excellent conversationalist.

The authority hasn't mentioned anything in that area yet. ;-) Can I get some pre-test samples?

 

[miles]

Princepesa Vixee

At least he didn't say "Does that mean a blow job is out of the question."

 

[TN_Vixen]

No, he didn't go that far

but once about 2 yrs ago he came to my office and said, "Show me your tits"

yeah, real winner.

 

[Problem Child]

The question is: Are your tits still expanding?

Those puppies must be the size of zeppelins by now...

 

[Pokerman]

Re: No, he didn't go that far

but once about 2 yrs ago he came to my office and said, "Show me your tits"

Geeez unless you work at a strip bar...did he really expect you to do that?

 

[miles]

So, he thinks with his dick.

 

[TN_Vixen]

The question is: Are your tits still expanding?

Those puppies must be the size of zeppelins by now...

~laughing. Um, well no.. they've stopped their rapid growth thank God. At the rate they were going I was going to use them as wings and fly myself to Vegas. heh


Poker - he's an idiot. What more can I say?

 

[Pokerman]

Poker - he's an idiot. What more can I say?

LOL - I think that says it all....

 

[TN_Vixen]

no miles

So, he thinks with his dick.

Most men think with their dick. He IS a walking, talking, living, breathing dick of the A+ kind.

 

[livin_simple]

Re: livin

I happen to have it on good authority that you're an excellent conversationalist.

The authority hasn't mentioned anything in that area yet. ;-) Can I get some pre-test samples?

Aw shucks Vixen, thanks for the compliment. Now I'm all blushing and speechless.

As for the other I could send references

Well, I could send some samples in a zip-lock baggie

Wait a minute, you still owe me that tape from last Valentine's Day.....you remember???? The tape of you moaning during orgasm.

I say we take the test and make the tape at the same time.

 

[miles]

Those puppies must be the size of zeppelins by now...

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

 

[TN_Vixen]

Re: Re: livin

Wait a minute, you still owe me that tape from last Valentine's Day.....you remember???? The tape of you moaning during orgasm.

I say we take the test and make the tape at the same time.

huh! Fancy that. I have no recollection of having lost any bet. I don't know what you're talking about.

 

[miles]

TN_Vixen

Love that sig under your nick

 

[TN_Vixen]

I was wondering if you'd noticed. hehe

 

[miles]

Is that a 1000 post thing?

 

[HARDKOREBJ]

tn vixen

hey,sweety if it doesn`t work out come my way.i like to talk and listen to the woman first.it is best to listen to her.i think you are a great person from your post.

 

[Adoratrice]

Men

The man I divorced 10 years ago (married young/divorced young) called me about 6 yrs ago to ask me to talk dirty to him on the phone ......when I refused and told him he was crazy he wanted to know how he could get his girlfriend at the time to do it for him! I told him that when he was lucky enough to be happy in a relationship (Like I was/am) then he wouldn't even have to ask she would just do it for the pleasure of it. Busted his bubble.


Happiness is the best revenge