Girlfriend doesn't give head

[mrtomthumb]

really?

There you go, give her all the evidence she needs to throw your dumb ass in jail for rape. That would be fitting especially when the other inmates return the favor for you.

And in this day and age it surprises me that men can still have this dumbassed of an idea.

I really have to say that I was joking there....really?

 

[innocentscribbles]

does she eat hot dogS? or sausage grinders? keilbasa? just tell her its the same. or get her so drunk she passes out ,take pictures of her with your dick in her moouth and tell her she really got into it when she was drunk.....its all about tricking them into thinking they really want to...ha!

a girl in this day and age who just refuses to give hrad.......i did not think such a thing existed...kinda like the yeti

Please say this is a joke! It is, right?

Giving head is nothing like eating hot dogs, sausage grinders, or kielbasa. You see, in those examples, there is a lot of biting and ripping and chewing. The only thing they have in common is the eventual swallowing, but by then, the paramedics need to be called if she takes that advice to heart.

Oh, and on the subject of trimming? Please do. Do you like sucking on a hairy lollipop? I don't. That does not necessarily mean it needs to be a smooth wax job, but trimming is only courteous. Nothing will send me off to the next chapter than a hair stuck between my teeth. Nyeh. Bleh.

 

[innocentscribbles]

I really have to say that I was joking there....really?

Go me for not refreshing the page before sending! That's what I get for walking off twenty times mid-type.

 

[Wyldfire]

I really have to say that I was joking there....really?

If it was a joke, I have to apologize. It's been a day here.

 

[charlie069]

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[Tmmldr]

Bet she'd develop a real interest in cock sucking if she knew how easily and often conniving sluts lure a man away from the wife by being a great cock sucker (and letting him fuck her ass)

 

[john_and_mima]

does she eat hot dogS? or sausage grinders? keilbasa? just tell her its the same. or get her so drunk she passes out ,take pictures of her with your dick in her moouth and tell her she really got into it when she was drunk.....its all about tricking them into thinking they really want to...ha!

a girl in this day and age who just refuses to give hrad.......i did not think such a thing existed...kinda like the yeti

For a start, sucking cock is nothing like eating hot dogs
Also tricking someone into sucking cock? great way to build an honest relationship and sex life because believe me if she found out she would be so angry.
Some girls dont like giving head - i didnt until i met John. Just wouldnt do it and didnt want to

mima x

 

[brickroadray]

Well my girlfriend doesn't suck dick I asked her why once during sex and she said that it hurts because she has had her tonsils taken out as a kid. I didn't want to make a big deal about it at the time so I just let it go; that really didn't seem like a truthful reason though. Is it actually possible to have pain as a result of your tonsils being removed?

umm actually I don't think so dude - sorry!

 

[jckontharocks]

Brother I fought this SAME fight for 4 years she isn't going to do it. I ate her pussy soooo good and no returned favor. I was never pushy I tried helping her. I'm telling you right now get over it, or get a new girl if it's that big of a deal.

 

[silvertongu3]

Well I had my tonsils removed when I was in the 4th grade I was 9 then and I am now 29 almost 30. She is LYING TO YOU!! I have no issues no problems hell I suck my hubbys dick all the time every single damn chance I get.

He's a lucky man.

My wife used to perform oral on me, but she hasn't in years. I'm really not quite sure what made her stop. I take good care of myself down there, well shaved, always washed. Do I need to put cologne down there too?

 

[jehoram]

Do I need to put cologne down there too?

I'd try chocolate.