Girl Guide Moms

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Since it is no longer safe to sell door to door, the Moms seem to do most of the selling.
Two very competitive Moms get carried away.

When Brenda hears a rumour that Alice was offering hand jobs to the PTA hubbies if they bought a box of cookies, Brenda starts offering them blow jobs if they buy a half dozen.

now the handjob rumour wasn't true, but Alice has big tits, so she offers all the guys she knows with small chested wives a tit fuck if they buy a dozen boxes.

Brenda offers fucking to anybody who buys a case.

Alice offers anal to anybody who buys a crate.

Soon Brenda & Alice are notified they are nearing the state record. They put their rivalry aside & invite all the high rollers from the country club to a live lesbian sex show- price of admission, buying a truckload of cookies.

 

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what...not even an "eating each other instead of the cookies" pun?????

 

[Carnevil9]

Are they cream filled? The cookies, I mean.

 

[sirhugs]

Are they cream filled? The cookies, I mean.

all the best cookies are!

 

[bumfuckerie]

I actually love this idea, haha, but it's got to have someone who'll be able to add a witty/satirical flavour to the story for it to be a real hit and not come off badly.

 

[Carnevil9]

Okay, how's this. The night before they are to go out and sell, Dad comes home late from a long day at the office. Mom and Daughter are already asleep. He sees the boxes of cookies stacked up in the kitchen. He knows they are off limits. He KNOWS this, but still can't resist. He takes one out of the box, a cream-filled gem. He gently sucks the cream out. It is so good! He does another, and another.

Eventually, he's sucked the cream out of an entire box of cookies. Oh shit! He starts to panic, looking around the kitchen for something to replace the cream with. He checks the fridge, the pantry, the garage... nothing! Finally, desperate, he has an idea..... (I'm sure you're way ahead of me here).... He drops his pants and starts jerkin' the gherkin... It takes him several hours, but he manages to re-fill all the cookies with a reasonable substitute for the missing cream. Then he tumbles off to bed, exhausted.

Next day, Mom and Daughter start their rounds. The first customer buys a box, has to taste one immediately. She says it tastes funny! Familiar, in a vague way, but a bit off. Mom tastes one. Daughter tastes one. Soon they are bogarting the entire box until.....

Actually, I don't know where to go from there. I'll let someone else pick it up and run with the ball.

 

[Reshbod]

Sounds like it'd be a fun story. Since now moms (and dads) are the main ones selling the items (not just cookies anymore) it could lead to all sorts of adventures.

Perhaps mom buys many boxes of cookies and then plans to sell them at work and not worry about keeping track of the sign up sheet. However at work there are several doing the same thing.

On the way home, she makes stops hoping to unload them, and gets rid of a few, but still has a car full.

Exasperated she mumbles to herself "who do I have to fuck to unload these things". Of course someone hears...

 

[GrrlFriday]

Interestingly enough, there was a story about a very enterprising young person selling their cookies outside a medical cannabis dispensary.

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/w...n-cross-medical-marijuana-clinic-9146204.html

Perhaps this could be incorporated somehow?