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GimpyIntellect

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Today's topic will be fingernail polish.

Women that have chipped fingernail polish, either on their fingers or toes should not be approached.

They are telling you they're lazy.

They likely live in filthy homes and don't even know how to cook.

The blowjobs they'll perform will be uninspiring, and most likely toothy.

Thanks for listening, guys.

This has been Gimpy's tip of the day.
 
My nail polish is nearly always chipped. It is what it is. I guarantee your assumptions are wrong, as generalizations typically always are.
 
i would say that it implies that they've been doing stuff with their hands.

as for the toe nail polish i'd simply say they probably haven't been wearing open toe shoes for a bit.

also, i really don't get toe nail polish, so there's that.
 
I really only notice nail polish when it's gawdy and then it annoys me. Otherwise I pay it zero attention. If there were a correlation between nail polish and blowjobs you can bet your ass I would notice it then but apparently there isn't so all is well.
 
I don't bother anymore because it does just chip off and I do a lot of work with my hands.
Once in awhile, I will go to a pro and get gels (or whatever they use) and they last a few weeks.
 
Today's topic will be fingernail polish.<snip>
My nail polish, when I have any at all, is invariably chipped within 5 minutes. This, you dolt, is because my hands are often so busy that there's no time to let the varnish dry and harden before getting on with the next task. :rolleyes: As for the rest of that, *yawn* just go back under that bridge and I'll consider tossing you one of the three billy goats for your dinner.
 
Yea its kind of hard to not chip your nails when you are taking apart computers so dont approach me.
 
I find it hilarious that someone took offense at this.

I rarely paint my finger nails because they always chip, and then I'm lazy about fixing it :eek:

My toenails, however, are always painted.
 
Polish doesn't stay on my fingers, period. It is a waste of time to even put it on, so I don't.
 
You could always take her to get her nails done, Gimpy...then she'll love you long time! ;)
 
My nails are done for special occasions and weekends. During the week with what I do? Forget about it!
 
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