Gilligan's Island... 2005 Version

[LuvsDaddy]

Okay... this should be fun, interesting and exciting to say the least. I'll be Maryann and the Professor will be played by Hawkeye1956. We will need the following players: Ginger, Gilligan, The Skipper, Mr. and Mrs. Howell. I suppose as the story goes along, we could have "guest" appearances by any celebrity anyone wants to roleplay.

This will be one of those threads where "ANYTHING" goes. Just open up, be yourself and let your imaginations run wild and free. Perhaps even some mud wrestling between Ginger and Maryann, unless of course The Howell's have some jello packed away for a three hour cruise.

So... shall we begin??? Drum roll please???? Music!! Action!!

The weather started getting rough, the tiny ship was tossed. If not for the courage of the fearless crew, The Minnow would be lost. The ship took ground on the shore of this uncharted deserted Isle, with Gilligan, the Skipper, too... the Millionaire and his wife, the movie star, the Professor and Maryann..........

 

[Hawkeye1956]

... Playing on Gilligan's Isle...
OOC: First off, the Professor has always needed help, I'm giving him a little more character, yeah, he needs it.

IC: Oh wow, Maryanne, we're not in Kansas anymore. The Captain owes us a refund, but with a whole that big in the side of the boat I think it'll be awhile before we collect. I guess we're stuck here. Damn, I'm going to miss teaching sex education...

 

[landiek]

Ginger

OOC: I always pictured Ginger more the southern belle type and we all know how close to Southern comforts we southerns can get.

"Gee, I think I lost one of my new stillettoes. This is going to kill my career if I miss another filming weekend."

Grips the front of the sagging dress that shows off those homegrown 44's.

"Damn and there goes my best bra." Pouts

 

[sharingfantasies]

Luvey

"Oh my, Thurston! I don't remember seeing this beach in any of the hotel's brochures. Do you think the sea air will harm these natural pearls around my neck? Ohhh Professor!!!! Will the boat be fixed in time for tea in the hotel lobby? I truly need to be back for tea time."

 

[makofin]

Thurston...[ Mr. Howell ]

" Oh, don't worry luvey, those pearls are a dime a dozen...oh Gilligan, dear boy, there you are...say, would you fetch my camera, I need to take a picture of ah...ah Ginger...yes ...yes...I'm thinking of having her star in my new film...now, what was the name of it ? Tropical ...something...Lust...I think it was...well, hee- he... it doesn't matter...as long as it makes a fortune ! "

" Oh Gilligan ! There you are, dear boy..."

 

[LuvsDaddy]

"Oh Professor, Mr. and Mrs. Howell?? What are we going to do?? And just where IS the Skipper and Gilligan?? They got us into this mess, surely they can get us out of it. DO SOMETHING... PROFESSOR!!"

We all stand there, looking at the huge whole in the side of the boat. Mrs. Howell shaking her head, her little dainty hanky in her hands as Mr. Howell peers over his glasses mumbling about the shape the boat is in. The witty Professor grumbling about with his equations on how he can repair the boat. Ginger carrying on because she lost her "best" bra.

"The radio, Professor... can't we radio someone for help??"

 

[landiek]

"Well gosh Mary Anne, getting that upset isn't going to help, Will it professor? Besides we have to get back, I have an appointment to get to at DeVille Productions. That is really important when you are a movie star. Besides what can be so important that you are at a complete loss. I mean I can't find my makeup case.. and my eyeliner is messed up.... I mean really Mary Anne where are your proirities?"

 

[LuvsDaddy]

"Ohhh pleaseee... spare me the details of your make up.... your bra... correction... you're BEST bra. I DO have plenty of farm animals that I need to hurry and get back to. They depend on me to feed them, take care of them."

Mumbling to self "Priorities?? HA!! What could SHE possibly know about priorities?? She's a *movie star* and I just bet she's never had a hard days work in her life"

"Now Professor, do you think we can try the radio and call for help?"

 

[landiek]

"I'll have you know Miss Rebecca of Sunnybrook Farms that I have done my share of hard work. I've waited tables for nearly three years before I was discovered. And animals don't always have four legs. Hmmfph."

 

[LuvsDaddy]

"Hmmfph!!!!! So you've waited a few tables here and there! That's not like getting dirt under you nails from planting a garden, or rolling around in the mud trying to feed the pigs. I bet you've never milked a cow before, either!!!! Ohhhh and let's not forget the chickens, having to gather eggs and then getting spurred by a rooster."

"If I had a pitchfork... I'd.... I'd..... I'd..... well... NEVERMIND! HMMFPH!!!"

"I'm going walking and explore this island, just in case we're stranded here for awhile"

 

[landiek]

"Is a garden anything like a flower bed in the window? I doubt you would see it that way. It is really different when you live in the concrete world."

Sits on a rock and watches the others, then screams as the rock starts to move.

 

[Hawkeye1956]

Oh hell, I need to get this stopped, their going to tear each other apart. "Ladies, ladies, let's calm down a little. come on we're going to be here a while, I want you do to something for me okay, I know you're stressed I know you're scared, I am too. We just went through a very bad night. Come on over here, I want you two to sit down in the grass, That's it now turn and face each other, I want you to hold each other's hands, okay."

Damn I hope this works, or we're going to have World War 3. Thurston and Luvvy, the've been through hard times I need their help.

"Thurston, Luvvy come here please I need your help. Thurston, sit on your knees behind Maryanne and massage her shoulders. Luvvy if you would please do the same for Ginger it would help and I would be ever so appreciative"

Okay, I know this is not the norm for these two, but they earned their millions the hard way, they've been through tough times before, I hope they can help me.

"Alright now Maryanne, Ginger, keep holding hands, I want you to close your eyes. That's it ladies, now put your minds at ease, listen to the breeze and the bird calls. Relax."

Damn, these girls are hot, and wow, Luvvy looks a whole lot better in person than she does on magazine covers, she's kind of hot. Hmmm, now that I think about it, Thurston's not to bad either, he's got a kind of sexual magnitism about him. I wonder how he would feel if he found out I'm Bi. Well, finally all the sex education training is starting to pay off. Their starting to calm down and we haven't done anything. Well, I better give them the bad news.

"Okay, folks here's the situation, the boat is shot, it's good for fire wood and that's it. The Marine radio looks good, but we have no antenna, I'm pretty sure we lost that in the storm. Speaking of which, Ginger, this goes for all of you, if your bras have wires I need them. I might be able to fashion a crude antenna for the radio.
Alright the Skipper and Gilligan left this morning to look for help. Skipper wasn't sure if anyone lives on this island, he checked over his charts but he can't find the island on them. Gilligan took his fishing pole and some buckets, hopefully we'll have some food and water pretty soon."

As I drop to my knees beside Mary and Ginger and help in massaging their shoulders and arms I ask, "Okay guys, how's everyone feeling"...

 

[Hawkeye1956]

"Sorry Thurston, Gilligan took off with the skipper, that was my ass sticking out of the hatch, I guess you thought it was Gilligan, we're both wearing white pants. I'll see if I can't find that camera for you when we get settled down a little."

Hmm, I wonder what Thurston's got in mind for Ginger and can I watch.

 

[LuvsDaddy]

I'm thinking the Professor has got to be kidding. Ginger and me holding hands?? Yeah right!! But what do we have to lose??

"OKAY OKAY.... I'll play your silly game" reaching out to hold Ginger's hands while kneeling down in front of her.

Ginger sits on this big rock as I get comfy in the grass. I close my eyes and concentrate on the massage. "It does feel rather nice" are my thoughts and I'm starting to relax; at least til Ginger screams out "IT'S MOVING!!" I open my eyes to see the rock moving and I pull Ginger towards me, losing my balance and pulling her directly on top of me.

"Flower bed?? Not hardly" I softly whisper in her ear, giggling because the so called MOVIE STAR is scared.

 

[Hawkeye1956]

Now as for the moving Rock. that turtle is on the beach, she must have just laid some eggs in the sand or that turtle would have been long gone
Looks like we might have breakfast.

 

[LuvsDaddy]

"Mmmmmmmmmm breakfast!! Good idea, Professor. I'll gather some wood and leaves so we can build a fire."

"Ooooooo look!! I see bananas!!!"

Thinking Ginger has probably never climbed a tree before. "Ginger, would you like to help me gather some wood, leaves and some bananas for breakfast?? If you don't think you'll break a nail, that is" Giggling as I walk off towards the bananas.

 

[Hawkeye1956]

At least they're not fighting, though it might have been fun to watch. Speaking of fun to watch, damn, Maryanne has a nice ass, have I gotta banana for her. I hope Maryanne and Ginger behave themselves in the woods.

"Well folks if we're going to have eggs, I better start digging for them."

 

[Hawkeye1956]

Hmmm, that was fun, watching Ginger fall over on Maryanne. If I didn't know any better I'd swear Ginger and Maryanne took their time getting up. I wonder where I can go with this...

 

[LuvsDaddy]

Ya know, if I didn't know better, I'd swear up and down the Professor is looking at me rather strange. But, being just a little country girl, surely I'm mistaken. Although, he IS rather nice looking.

I keep telling myself nonsense!! We won't be on this island for long and I'm sure the Professor has some lucky woman waiting for him when we all return.

I wonder about Ginger, though. I've heard that movie stars often swing "both" ways sexually. NOT that I have ever been with another woman before, although Ginger is really pretty and very sexy.

The Professor sure looks very masculine digging for eggs for breakfast and just where did Mr. and Mrs. Howell sneak off to? Oh well... maybe they've gone off in search of their own breakfast or something else for that matter. *giggling*

"Oh Ginger..... will you help me out here please?? I need just a tad bit help reaching the bananas."

 

[landiek]

"I think you're right Maryanne." Smiling.

Slowly moving off Maryanne and straightening the gown, with a slight blush .

"Me break a nail, as if.. I've been biting them for so long Lee's Press On has me for a spokesperson."

Noticing the bananas made the belly rumble and the thought of traisping off was okay. "Hey Maryanne wanna see a neat trick?"

Taking off the stilletto and aiming at a bunch of ripe ones, pulls back her arm and heaves the heel to the stalk, down comes a large bunch that bangs into another bunch and soon there are bananas raining from the tree, however I am miffed since the heel is stuck in the stalk of the bunch I aimed for.

"Well that wasn't suppose to happen." Pouts again and gathers up the bananas scattered around the base of the tree. "Boy wait til I see Marc McGuire, I have a thing or two to tell him about those pitching tips."

 

[melanie rose 2008]

Standing in a pile of banannas, these two pale-skin sweethearts do not notice me, Princess Idhala, watching them from behind a well-flourished rose bush.

The tiny thorns of the flowered vine begin to lightly scratch my dark brown skin as they weave through my long brown hair and over my thin grass skirt and cocoanut-leaf brazierre, but i continue watching anyway, mesmerized by their pale skin. The one with flaming red hair has a wrapping around her that shine like the ocean itself during the sun set, I wonder if she is the Sea Goddess herself?!

 

[Hawkeye1956]

Alright, I found a clutch of eggs.

"I found the eggs, looks like a lot for breakf... Hey, where is everyone, Maryanne, Ginger. Mr. and Mrs. Howell. Hellooooo!"

Damn it, where did everyone go.

"Hey folks, this island hasn't been explored yet, I don't think it's a good to be wondering to far off... Anyone here me..."

 

[sharingfantasies]

Luvey

"Well, now that the girls have settled down and the Professor has found some breakfast for us, Thurston, we must get out the china. Where is that chest with the lace tablecloths and china? Oh, if only we were at the hotel I am sure they would lend us a table and chairs."

"Professor can you make us a table, surely you don't expect us to sit on the ground while we dine on turtle omelets?"

"Thurston, remember the time when we were dining with President Carter and the assistant head of transportation kept getting his tie in his turtle soup? You would think that they would have taught him at a young age how to keep his tie out of his food. You know, Thurston, I wonder... perhaps you should have a chat with Bitsy Albright. I am sure that she would know how to start up a set of classes for the workers in Washington so they could learn some etiquette before joining the rest of us for dinner. I think I will call her as soon as we get back and ask her to do this. There really is no excuse for bad manners at the table."

"Come along dear, and help me get out the china. I am so glad we packed our third best set."

 

[Hawkeye1956]

Professor

"Mrs. Howell, Maryanne and Ginger took off into the Jungle for bananas, They've been gone to long, I'm going to go in and find out what's taking them.
Mr. Howel, Mrs. Howell would you mind staying here while I go take a look. Someone needs to be here if the Skipper and Gilligan show up."


Hmmm, I'm half concerned that something could have happened to the girls. On the other hand, maybe something happened between the two of them when they fell to the ground with each other. They sure took a look at each other. Might be fun to find out.

Build a table??? If I build a table for Mrs. Howell, I'm going to put her on that table and mount her. Damn this fresh air must be getting to me. Hell, I'd get it on with Mr. howell... I'm such a pervert, okay where are the girls...

 

[LuvsDaddy]

"Neat trick, Ginger... let me guess... you learned that in acting school?" giggling out loud; almost as in mockery and thinking it to be funny about the heel being stuck.

"I just wonder how Ms. Movie Star is going to get it un-stuck" are my thoughts as the bananas keep falling down.

"Ginger... did you hear that?? Over there!!!" pointing to the bushes. "I think someone is out there."

"Hello?? Helloooooo??? Is anyone there?"

I start walking to the bushes where I heard the noise and thought I saw a woman standing there, watching us. Then I hear the Professor calling for Ginger and me.

"Ohhhh Professor!! Come quick... I think we have visitors on this island."

"Could it be natives?? Canibals, even?"