gifts

[Draco]

goddam..the kiwi's are invading...lock up your daughters...& sons...lol....


Hi to all my flightless friends.....

 

[Draco]

But...Hun...you like me bad.....

 

[Debbie]

hi back to you fightless friends but hands a plenty!

 

[SweetCherry]

But...Hun...you like me bad.....

In bed, in the shower, on the dining room table. I like you anywhere, just so you're naked.

 

[Angelus]

It's easy for us Kiwi's to invade..... we are sneaky, fast and very non descript. I mean, who would think that a small flightless bird would want to invade somewhere?

All we do is call them holidays though

 

[Draco]

you forgot the Dept Store and McD's...my dear....

 

[Draco]

True Angelus...and Hi there....

 

[SweetCherry]

Just you don't forget those places, luv. I have every intention of having you help me try on clothes in a shopping spree.

 

[Angelus]

Hi there Draco..... nice to finally meet ya

And all that I can say is that you have the mind of a true kiwi Draco, a little twisted and perverted

 

[Draco]

I am SO there for that SW..name the store...

 

[SweetCherry]

Angelus, you have NO idea how twisted and perverted he is. Tho I do, and I LIKE it!

ANd keep it up, guys! I wanna see his av he's got picked out. He won't show me til he posts it tho!

*pout*

 

[GuyJD]

In bed, in the shower, on the dining room table. I like you anywhere, just so you're naked.

What? And not on the washer during the spin cycle?

Looks to me that Santa may have to postpone delivery at your place, Sweet Cherry. There be too much rocking in that house for Rudulf to be able to land.

 

[Draco]

A little twisted and perverted...?? hell no...!!!!

a LOT....ask SW...she knows the REAL deal...lol

 

[Draco]

JD...i was saving the washing machine for a special ocassion....

 

[Angelus]

I was trying to keep it quiet..... not every one in this world has to know how twisted and perverted us Kiwis are or they would all want one of us.

 

[SweetCherry]

What? And not on the washer during the spin cycle?

Looks to me that Santa may have to postpone delivery at your place, Sweet Cherry. There be too much rocking in that house for Rudulf to be able to land.

Washer's in the basement and I have a thing about basements. Hate 'em.

Tho Santa don't have to come to my house this year. I think I'll be cumming enough as it is.

 

[SweetCherry]

JD...i was saving the washing machine for a special ocassion....

Hm, maybe I'll have to rethink my dislike for basements.

 

[GuyJD]

Well SWEET CHERRY, you might be in luck. I just read that Santa bought a new Dell computer and he's on the web to check to see who's naughty and nice. (Which reminds me, I hope he doesn't notice what I've been downloading)
With any luck, he may be able to download your gifts or have UPS deliver them instead.

 

[Draco]

I keep trying to tell them...its something in our water supply...but they dont believe me.....

 

[SweetCherry]

Guy, I don't think Santa delivers the kind of toys I want.

And Draco, just bring some of that water with you when you come.

 

[Draco]

Toys...Toys....i know what kind of toys she wants....

 

[GuyJD]

Guy, I don't think Santa delivers the kind of toys I want.

And Draco, just bring some of that water with you when you come.

Don't be silly Sweet Cheeks.......OOPS.......I mean Cherry.
Santa may be able to purchase your lovely toys from Literotica.
What the hell, call it Literotica Toys R Us.

 

[SweetCherry]

Oh, if you only knew, Draco.

*skipping off looking at her shopping list*

 

[Angelus]

It isn't the water.... it is just us Kiwis..... we are like this at a genetic level

 

[Draco]

Angelus...shhhh...dont let the GE secret out...Aunty Helen will get mad.......