Gift help, please!

[tythisredheadup]

My daughter just turned four and some asshole bought her a bead set that had about 2 million different beads.

That was in May, and I am still picking the little bastards up with the vacuum.

 

[Lust Engine]

Just annoy the hell out of them with candy, candy and more candy.

Sugar is wonderful for kids.

Try these!
http://www.stupid.com/images/boogers-3.jpg

 

[Ange1icflowers]

A LIVE ANIMAL>>hamster....mouse...or the best FEEDER GOLDFISH...or hell..a puppy.

 

[Wilben]

A LIVE ANIMAL>>hamster....mouse...or the best FEEDER GOLDFISH...or hell..a puppy.

A horse! Talk about a big fucking mess!

 

[Ange1icflowers]

A horse! Talk about a big fucking mess!

Yes, but a puppy/dog you can rescue and doesn't cost much money. a HORSE on the other hand is $$$$$$$

 

[Bluesboy2]

If you are gonna do a pet I suggest a ferret.

 

[Lust Engine]

I say "accidentily" wrap up a monstrous dildo and then "apologize" afterwards claiming you got the two presents mixed up- the other one was for a bachelorette party.

No??

 

[Ange1icflowers]

I say "accidentily" wrap up a monstrous dildo and then "apologize" afterwards claiming you got the two presents mixed up- the other one was for a bachelorette party.

No??

You DON'T want to get charged with corrupting a minor.

 

[mystic_maiden32]

OOZE-it looks like boogers. Or if it's a girl get her Polly Pocket-tiny with a million pieces. Also if it's a girl get her a toy that you squueze it and it says something. After about the 1st hour they be ready to chunk that thing out the window. A nice big set of Legos is good also.

Happy Shopping!

 

[Lust Engine]

You DON'T want to get charged with corrupting a minor.

That's what all of those heartfelt apologies are for. Besides the kid will probably mistake it for a doggie chew toy.

But yes, no jail is a good thing!

 

[Lust Engine]

I think I was just gearing something towards Orchid's slightly twisted sense of humor.

 

[Bent]

I'm looking for a gift for a 4-year-old child. The main goal of this is to find something that the child will love, but at the same time will annoy the fucking snot out of the parents. Drum sets won't work, the parents are impervious to noise. I think messy would be best. *nods*

Any ideas?

I saw at the Discovery Channel store, those plastic expanding balls...you know, they start out really small and get HUGE? WELL, they come with techno music now as well

 

[Ange1icflowers]

Re: Re: Gift help, please!

I saw at the Discovery Channel store, those plastic expanding balls...you know, they start out really small and get HUGE? WELL, they come with techno music now as well

dear god NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

[Ladyhawke]

Wait! Is the child a girl or a boy? They have these little Spiderman "web-shooters" things that use silly string.

In the house I grew up in, there were stains on the walls for YEARS from silly string.

They have a spiderman web shooter that does silly string, water or missles! I know from personal experience about this one, my son got one for his birthday...from Grammy of course

 

[Ange1icflowers]

They have a spiderman web shooter that does silly string, water or missles! I know from personal experience about this one, my son got one for his birthday...from Grammy of course

mine got one from Aunt Jane from florida. I can relate.

 

[Guest]

I'm looking for a gift for a 4-year-old child. The main goal of this is to find something that the child will love, but at the same time will annoy the fucking snot out of the parents. Drum sets won't work, the parents are impervious to noise. I think messy would be best. *nods*

Any ideas?

Fingerpaint set.

 

[mystic_maiden32]

They have a spiderman web shooter that does silly string, water or missles! I know from personal experience about this one, my son got one for his birthday...from Grammy of course

my kids got the SpongeBob things that when you throw them on the wall they stick-now I have little yellow spots on various locations of the walls throughout the house. How to explain that when we move out?

 

[Lost Cause]

An old standby...

Lincoln Logs.

300 pieces generously sprinkled throughout the floor makes great ankle busters.

 

[Ladyhawke]

mine got one from Aunt Jane from florida. I can relate.

Best part is..daddy now wants one too

 

[Ange1icflowers]

Best part is..daddy now wants one too

nah...not here...daddy just buys the silly string and shoots it at everyone.

 

[PinkOrchid]

 

[Lust Engine]

So many great ideas! This kid will probably end up with 4 or 5 gifts from me!

Such generosity!

 

[HannahSavannah]

LOL

Silly string. Various forms of goo. Things that use batteries at an impossibly rapid rate. Things that hurl projectiles. Things that have pieces that will quickly go missing and have to be replaced over and over again.Various obnoxious pets. Age inappropriate stuff.

I have done this a few times, can you tell?

excellent

 

[y=mx+b]

Water balloons... A big fucking bag of water balloons.

Silly string is simply a must.

 

[Lust Engine]

Get 'em a Slip & Slide especially if they live on the top floor of an apartment building.