Ghost Writers for Hire?

[FinalMan]

I'm looking to a hire ghost writer for an abandon story that I'd like to see completed.

(THIS STORY WILL NOT BE PUBLISHED ANYWHERE)

PM me if interested and we can discuss your fee.

Thank you.

BTW: I am a horrible writer and have no interest in doing it myself. That's why I'm willing to pay.

 

[loquere]

I only accept payment in the form of uniform milk.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Loquere always falls for a milk in uniform.

 

[FinalMan]

I'm lactose intolerant but, I can pay with Silk if that's alright.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

We of the AH are known and noted for our tolerance, even of each other. I'm afraid there's no room for intolerance of any sort on this board. Take your prejudices to the General Board or, perhaps, the Fetish Forum.

...Unless, of course, the fee is high enough. We writers can be bought, you know.

You might try being a little more specific with your request, though; the genre or content may catch the interest of some one who writes.

 

[FinalMan]

I apologize for being a lactophobe. I was raised better than that.

The story in question, is available upon request for review but, the content is mostly a woman discovering her repressed lesbianism as well as other more supernatural things. It's more story than porn and it's very interesting.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

The Ghostess and Mrs. Muir?

 

[FinalMan]

No, I've never heard of that one. It's not on the Literotica.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

I was joking with reference to the classic film The Ghost and Mrs. Muir

Maybe it is a story that should be written anyway...

 

[FinalMan]

Sorry I'm just uncultured in much of classic cinema. I'm just dull really.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Stop being so apologetic and self-deprecating! And don't apologize for being apologetic!!

 

[FinalMan]

I'll never apologize for speaking the truth!

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Good. Eat bread and salt and speak the truth. (Russian proverb)

 

[Laurel]

This thread delivers.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

That's us - the Ob-Gyns of Literotica!