Ghost writer wanted

[cumslutdaughter]

i have a story that i want writen but my writing skils suck. Find me and i'll give you all the details you want the subject IS incest/taboo, so you know

 

[Qubiquitous]

It would probably be easier to find a "ghostwriter" for "supernatural."

Rimshot...

 

[Soshameless11]

i have a story that i want writen but my writing skils suck. Find me and i'll give you all the details you want the subject IS incest/taboo, so you know

You're going to have a hard time finding a writer if you don't leave a way to get in touch.

 

[Hypoxia]

I'll be the ghosting writer you're never even aware of except for all the misplaced objects and cigarette ashes. I'll take the story with me.

 

[Carnevil9]

"Ghostwriter" would be a great title for an erotic horror Lit story. A writer of erotica is having major writer's block; he is on a deadline and has already spent his advance. He uses (whatever spell you like) to summon a ghost to help him write his latest story, and the ghost appears and DOES write it. But... the ghost doesn't work for free. The writer finds himself owing the ectoplasmic author all sorts of sexual favors......

 

[sirhugs]

not to hijack the thread, but... how do ghosts type stories, having no real fingers?

 

[NaomiDPlumm]

"Ghostwriter" would be a great title for an erotic horror Lit story. A writer of erotica is having major writer's block; he is on a deadline and has already spent his advance. He uses (whatever spell you like) to summon a ghost to help him write his latest story, and the ghost appears and DOES write it. But... the ghost doesn't work for free. The writer finds himself owing the ectoplasmic author all sorts of sexual favors......

not to hijack the thread, but... how do ghosts type stories, having no real fingers?

By "possessing" the body of the living writer who is "physically unable to perform" (or recall what happened) while possessed. It was a Faustian trade. The living author's body has fame and acclaim and lots of attention from others (read sex) while the spirit inhabits him. But only remembers and experiences his relation with the spirit when the latter is non corporeal.

If humor or irony is desired the spirit while inhabiting the body of the living author might seduce the author's publisher's significant other (extra points if SO is male and author was not bi ). Ghost "rolls over and falls asleep" after the deed leaving the returning author in bed with SO and facing the wrath of publisher.

What will happen? Publisher can't kill or significantly injure author, he's worth too much in terms of future projects.

 

[BuckyDuckman]

not to hijack the thread, but... how do ghosts type stories, having no real fingers?

Voice to text, of course.

Unfortunately, every page looks like this:

Booooooo. Boooooooo! Booooooooooo!

 

[sirhugs]

By "possessing" the body of the living writer who is "physically unable to perform" (or recall what happened) while possessed. It was a Faustian trade. The living author's body has fame and acclaim and lots of attention from others (read sex) while the spirit inhabits him. But only remembers and experiences his relation with the spirit when the latter is non corporeal.

If humor or irony is desired the spirit while inhabiting the body of the living author might seduce the author's publisher's significant other (extra points if SO is male and author was not bi ). Ghost "rolls over and falls asleep" after the deed leaving the returning author in bed with SO and facing the wrath of publisher.

What will happen? Publisher can't kill or significantly injure author, he's worth too much in terms of future projects.

ok, it seems I did not totally hijack the thread.

 

[Qubiquitous]

ok, it seems I did not totally hijack the thread.

I thought this was a sort of 'free-expression brainstorming thread.'

 

[Carnevil9]

I thought this was a sort of 'free-expression brainstorming thread.'

Just like all of them!

 

[TarnishedPenny]

OP - I would suggest your turn your PMs on so people can respond. Also, just a few details WRT the story would probably get more people interested.

Good luck.

 

[JJA122]

Obviously a Ghost writer is someone who contacts the dead so they can write about them.

 

[sirhugs]

I thought this was a sort of 'free-expression brainstorming thread.'

some of us would need to pay to buy a brain. Not all of us are as lucky as the Scarecrow.

 

[Hypoxia]

...how do ghosts type stories, having no real fingers?

1) If the ghastly spirits hover above open tumblers of alcoholic spirits (which may be ghastly) long enough, they can materialize fingers, poltergeist-style.

2) As suggested, spirits can infest writers and direct their actions.
2a) A writer is infested by two or more spirits, who compete for control. If each win is only temporary, the author may display a wide range of styles.

3) Enlightened spirits learn to control electricity and thus electronic keyboards.
3a) You may have heard the phrase 'the ghost in the machine'. Thus, haunted Selectrics, laptops, and even Sinclair ZX-81's.
3b) Ghosts can haunt telephone networks too, thus churning out spam calls, teletype rants, XXX-broadcasts, etc. They can go completely audio-visual. Oy.

 

[sirhugs]

1) If the ghastly spirits hover above open tumblers of alcoholic spirits (which may be ghastly) long enough, they can materialize fingers, poltergeist-style.

2) As suggested, spirits can infest writers and direct their actions.
2a) A writer is infested by two or more spirits, who compete for control. If each win is only temporary, the author may display a wide range of styles.

3) Enlightened spirits learn to control electricity and thus electronic keyboards.
3a) You may have heard the phrase 'the ghost in the machine'. Thus, haunted Selectrics, laptops, and even Sinclair ZX-81's.
3b) Ghosts can haunt telephone networks too, thus churning out spam calls, teletype rants, XXX-broadcasts, etc. They can go completely audio-visual. Oy.

3b2) the ghosts take over a 1-900 PORN chat service.

 

[Hypoxia]

3b2) the ghosts take over a 1-900 PORN chat service.

One close to me worked a ******** phone line. Pay sucked. Ghosts should be cheaper employees.

 

[sirhugs]

One close to me worked a ******** phone line. Pay sucked. Ghosts should be cheaper employees.

just feed them ghost peppers,

 

[Hypoxia]

just feed them ghost peppers,

The quaint village of Chimayo, New Mexico, USA is a popular pilgrimage destination. Holy waters from a holy spring feed the holy mud baths that pilgrims crawl to, on hands and knees, from many miles distant, to have said mud smeared on their aching bodies to cure stuff.

Across the road from the sanctuario, a grocer sells holy chili peppers grown in the holy water overflow. Eat enough of those chilis and you'll be in a hot shitstorm. Holy shit, Batman!

Feed a ghost or ghostwriter a load of hot holy chili peppers. Hilarity ensues.

 

[sirhugs]

The quaint village of Chimayo, New Mexico, USA is a popular pilgrimage destination. Holy waters from a holy spring feed the holy mud baths that pilgrims crawl to, on hands and knees, from many miles distant, to have said mud smeared on their aching bodies to cure stuff.

Across the road from the sanctuario, a grocer sells holy chili peppers grown in the holy water overflow. Eat enough of those chilis and you'll be in a hot shitstorm. Holy shit, Batman!

Feed a ghost or ghostwriter a load of hot holy chili peppers. Hilarity ensues.

perhaps only sperm is strong enough to cool off the burn?

 

[Deleted member 5521640]

ok, it seems I did not totally hijack the thread.

No, but it's certainly been made more fun

And it gave me an idea: what if a ghost was a spirit of someone who died a virgin, and they cannot find eternal peace until they lose their virginity. The ghost obviously can't do it on his or herself alone, so they possess a mortal and use them as a proxy to lose their virginity.

An added condition: the person they fuck also has to be a virgin (of legal age of course).

 

[BrattyLinds]

i have a story that i want writen but my writing skils suck. Find me and i'll give you all the details you want the subject IS incest/taboo, so you know

Find you? Okay. You're on Lit. Found!

 

[Hypoxia]

perhaps only sperm is strong enough to cool off the burn?

When rendered by a ghastly writer, sure. Many ghastly writers around here, I betcha.