Getting to know you. . .

[graceanne]

Ok, I don't know if this thread is going to flop, but we did this at another forum I'm a member of, and it was really popular.

The rules to this game is that you have to tell us three things about yourself. Two of those things have to be the truth, and one has to be a lie. But don't tell which is which! It's the responsibility of the person that posts below you to guess which is your lie. I'll start.

1. I have one blue eye and one green eye.
2. I was born in Portland, Oregon
3. I have 5 brothers and sister.

 

[forced]

1. I have one blue eye and one green eye.
2. I was born in Portland, Oregon
3. I have 5 brothers and sister.

I'll bite.

I'm guessing #2 is false... just because it's the most plausible. (Don't ask me to explain my logic!)

Me:

1. I have never had a cavity.
2. I have three black labs.
3. I have a metal plate and 6 pins in my leg.

 

[dolf]

1. I have never had a cavity.
2. I have three black labs.
3. I have a metal plate and 6 pins in my leg.

hmmm...i'll be wrong but i guess 1

ok.
1) i can dislocate my little finger
2) i have a freckle on my pussy
3) i'm an anal virgin

 

[Sir_Winston54]

*Wondering if there is a point at which the original poster of a set of statements reveals which is the untrue statement...*

 

[graceanne]

*Wondering if there is a point at which the original poster of a set of statements reveals which is the untrue statement...*

Well, yes there is. Forced was right, I was not born in Portland, Oregon. I was born in Fort Carson, Colorado.

 

[MissTaken]

hmmm...i'll be wrong but i guess 1

ok.
1) i can dislocate my little finger
2) i have a freckle on my pussy
3) i'm an anal virgin

My guess is that number 3 is a lie!



My turn?
Hmmmmmm

1) I love reading legal thrillers.
2) My netherregion is shaved bare.
3) I drive a pick up truck with rednecky stuff on it.

 

[forced]

Well, yes there is. Forced was right, I was not born in Portland, Oregon. I was born in Fort Carson, Colorado.

As for me, the owning 3 black labs bit was the lie, actually. (I live in a 1/1 apartment!)

 

[bunny bondage]

MissT, i'll guess you don't read legal thrillers! ok, here' mine:

1. i've never had a golden shower
2. i've never been spanked in public
3. i've never had anal sex

 

[Betticus]

MissT, i'll guess you don't read legal thrillers! ok, here' mine:

1. i've never had a golden shower
2. i've never been spanked in public
3. i've never had anal sex

I'm guessing that #1 is a lie...


Let's see.

1. I love punk, rap, techno and trance
2. I've never had my tongue in a girls ass
3. I have a tattoo of a little boy on a pony

 

[dolf]

My guess is that number 3 is a lie!

damn! MissTaken was right...but it's nearly true, very nearly true
xx

 

[bunny bondage]

I'm guessing that #1 is a lie...


Let's see.

1. I love punk, rap, techno and trance
2. I've never had my tongue in a girls ass
3. I have a tattoo of a little boy on a pony

nope, i've never had a golden shower.

and as for you, you don't have a pony tattoo! and if i'm wrong, i want photographic proof!!

 

[graceanne]

nope, i've never had a golden shower.

and as for you, you don't have a pony tattoo! and if i'm wrong, i want photographic proof!!

I second that!

 

[DVS]

I think something's screwed up, here. I'll just start again.


1. I have double jointed hips.

2. I've had a threesome with women 3 different times.

3. I was nearly killed this past year.

 

[bunny bondage]

I think something's screwed up, here. I'll just start again.


1. I have double jointed hips.

2. I've had a threesome with women 3 different times.

3. I was nearly killed this past year.

um...your hips aren't double jointed!

 

[Etoile]

1. I have double jointed hips.

I pick this one...because I've never heard of that!

This will be hard for me, because I'm already so damn honest!
1. I was born in West Virginia.
2. I owned a guinea pig when I was a kid.
3. I can get myself off by hand without making a sound.

 

[bunny bondage]

I pick this one...because I've never heard of that!

This will be hard for me, because I'm already so damn honest!
1. I was born in West Virginia.
2. I owned a guinea pig when I was a kid.
3. I can get myself off by hand without making a sound.

you never owned a guinea pig!

 

[Etoile]

you never owned a guinea pig!

You're right! How did you know?

And hey, now what do we do? Are everybody's questions answered?

 

[Xelebes]

1. I have 3 brothers, 2 sisters and 8 pets.

2. I like bluegrass and Appalachian music.

3. The extent of my dating experience has been two dates.


There, since no one posted their own for me to guess at.... I think. It's too much of a mess for me to see.

 

[TNRkitect2b]

1. I have 3 brothers, 2 sisters and 8 pets.

2. I like bluegrass and Appalachian music.

3. The extent of my dating experience has been two dates.


There, since no one posted their own for me to guess at.... I think. It's too much of a mess for me to see.

#2 is false.

1. I have 6 sisters, 1 brother.

2. I have 5 furry feline pets... (or am I their pet? )

3. I secretly dream of being a storm chaser, hunting tornados.

 

[Xelebes]

#2 is false.

1. I have 6 sisters, 1 brother.

2. I have 5 furry feline pets... (or am I their pet? )

3. I secretly dream of being a storm chaser, hunting tornados.

#2 is not false. I actually do enjoy bluegrass.

For you I am going to guess number three. If you dream about chasing tornados, surely you don't end up working as an architect!

 

[TNRkitect2b]

Nope... I am a weather nut. It's just I like Architecture better. The false one is #2, the cats. I don't have room for any cats here at school, so I have to wait until I graduate.

 

[MissTaken]

MissT, i'll guess you don't read legal thrillers! ok, here' mine:

1. i've never had a golden shower
2. i've never been spanked in public
3. i've never had anal sex

So sorry, bunny.

I am no longer clean shaven.



Uhh who is next?

 

[DVS]

um...your hips aren't double jointed! [/QUOTE

I pick this one...because I've never heard of that!

Nope, they are. Well, I wish I could show you, but I can actually take both out of the socket, one at a time. I never knew what to call it, so I just say their double jointed. If I lay on my side, the one on top will normally slide out of the socket.

It doesn't hurt at all, and it doesn't look strange, and not even noticable, unless I bring it up and show you. I'm sure it looks ugly, to the squimish crowd, but like I said, it doesn't hurt at all. So, you two were wrong on that selection.

I forgot to say what was the lie. #2. I've only been in 2 threesomes. I was almost in a third, but it just didn't happen. Damn it!

This will be hard for me, because I'm already so damn honest!
1. I was born in West Virginia.
2. I owned a guinea pig when I was a kid.
3. I can get myself off by hand without making a sound.

I'd say you were actually born in Virginia, not West Virginia. You seem to be rather skilled in the finner points of self pleasuring, so I'd think #3 is true. #2 might be a lie, but I'm taking a gamble and going with #1.

 

[Etoile]

I'd say you were actually born in Virginia, not West Virginia. You seem to be rather skilled in the finner points of self pleasuring, so I'd think #3 is true. #2 might be a lie, but I'm taking a gamble and going with #1.

Very nice reasoning on #3, thank you! (And yes, I have mastered the fine art of masturbating silently while my wife is asleep beside me. )

Interesting that you thought I was born in Virginia! I do live in Virginia now, just outside of DC. But in fact I was born in Martinsburg, WV. Moved out when I was a year old, though, so no negative WV influences. Grew up in Maryland.

Never did have a guinea pig, though! I've had cats my whole life, and I had a gerbil briefly and a hamster briefly, but no guinea pigs.

 

[DVS]

Very nice reasoning on #3, thank you! (And yes, I have mastered the fine art of masturbating silently while my wife is asleep beside me. )

Interesting that you thought I was born in Virginia! I do live in Virginia now, just outside of DC. But in fact I was born in Martinsburg, WV. Moved out when I was a year old, though, so no negative WV influences. Grew up in Maryland.

Never did have a guinea pig, though! I've had cats my whole life, and I had a gerbil briefly and a hamster briefly, but no guinea pigs.

the vibes of Virginia must have filtered from your mind through your fingers to your post, to my fingers, then into my mind. And if you ask me, you did a very fine job of telling an untruth about guinea pigs.