Getting older and so is everything else!

Lord DragonsWing

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While eating dinner tonight and watching the TV, Crest had a commercial celebrating their 50th anniversary. Okay, I'm going on 46 years old and it took that commercial to make me realize most of the products I use everyday are as old as I am or YOUNGER!!!!!!!!!!
Even scarier is my Mom came by yesterday and asked why my hair was so long. Okay, I'm growing a ponytail for the first time in my life. It's salt and pepper. But after years of military service and professionalism I now have the freedom to grow it as long as I like. She just pfffffffffffted and said I looked like an old hippie. lol

It must be a midlife crisis. It has to be. Even my MOM called me old!!!!!!!!! lmao
 
Lord DragonsWing said:
It must be a midlife crisis. It has to be. Even my MOM called me old!!!!!!!!! lmao

Next you either have to buy a Harley or a Corvette.
 
china-doll said:
Next you either have to buy a Harley or a Corvette.


Funny u should say that. One doc I work with told me the next step is a red sports car and a young woman. Hell, both are expensive!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lmao
 
Lord DragonsWing said:
Funny u should say that. One doc I work with told me the next step is a red sports car and a young woman. Hell, both are expensive!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lmao

The car is probably cheaper in the long run.
 
SeaCat said:
Either that or the Ear Ring and Tats.

Cat

I guess I qualify as middle-aged, then....

Have the earrings (6)
Have the tats (4)
Have the sports car (green T/A)
 
china-doll said:
Only if you're a redneck.


Sorry, couldn't resist. :D

Hey, but it has a back seat, even if it is sorta small...ya know? ;)
 
cloudy said:
You mean my T/A doesn't count?

:eek:

Okay maybe I am a bigger dork than I thought... I was thinking that T/A was a referral to tits and ass until I got to the part where you said it was green and a sports car.. then is dawned on me you were referring to a Trans AM... :eek:
 
Understand the hair thing. Turned 50 and had never had my hair over 4 inches in my life... By my next b-day it was 14 inches and now i can't cut it off.... I'd have a riot on my hands.. every lady I know loves it and would kill me if I cut it...

As for the car and younger lady???? Well, I tried the younger lady and decided it was to much work training her... I'll stick to the older ladies that know what they want and how to get it..... As for the car... well, I've alwas had a hotrod of some sort and that's enough....

I did buy a new motorcycle but it wasn't a Harley... Yamaha V-star.... Love it....

get old is an art, I'm finding out.... I just wish, I had taken better care of myself in my younger days... but then again, i wouldn't have missed this ride for anything....
 
nikkijames said:
Okay maybe I am a bigger dork than I thought... I was thinking that T/A was a referral to tits and ass until I got to the part where you said it was green and a sports car.. then is dawned on me you were referring to a Trans AM... :eek:

Don't feel bad Nikki, I was thinking tits and ass also. Damn, so goes that vision. lol
 
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