Getting old

[BoyNextDoor]

So do your feet need to hurt all the time?

Will new hairs just continue sprouting out of ... places?

Does it just keep getting harder to see close up stuff?

Does the sex just keep getting better?

 

[thør]

No.

Hair?

Yup.

I'd like to think so.

 

[silver gurl]

Yes
Absolutely no.
Readers are needed.
Possibly.

 

[dolf]

My feet have hurt since I first learned to walk

The sex... Eh... I feel like it was never everything it was cracked up.to be. So I pushed the boundaries, trying to feel mind blown in the way people described. Meh. You get to a point of physical injury and dubious legality, and it still just doesn't hit the mark everyone claims is there. There's a pleasant novelty buzz with new partners, but after a while it feels like walking a maze that you've already memorised every last turn of. And the older I get, the more I've done, the lesser the excitement. It's all just so... lacking. Orgasms are a tingle, a hormone flood, and a few muscle spasms... They're old news! Strong, weak, they're just variations on a theme. It's not them, it's me. And I'm more me with age. Sex is fun, but overrated.

 

[oneblueye]

hey...

So do your feet need to hurt all the time?

Will new hairs just continue sprouting out of ... places?

Does it just keep getting harder to see close up stuff?

Does the sex just keep getting better?

yes,

yes,

no,

AB-SO-FUCKN-LUTELY

 

[MNGuy]

Not when I'm sitting.
Sprouting out if unwanted places, falling out of wanted spaces.
I have to use reading glasses with my contacts.
Yeah, more experience under my belt.

The noises get louder standing up.
When I drop something I make a judgement if it is worth picking up (unless my reacher is nearby)
Wisdom has been gained from past fuck ups.
Sleeping in means 7:00 am.

 

[rae121452]

not just your feet, your knees and lately my hips, too.

hair growing in places that it never grew before and eyebrows, nose and ear hair becoming positively lush.

needing to wear glasses all of the time, bifocals plus 'computer glasses' and still not being able to read the fine print.

sex?

 

[Saint_Ann]

So do your feet need to hurt all the time?

Will new hairs just continue sprouting out of ... places?

Does it just keep getting harder to see close up stuff?

Does the sex just keep getting better?

You're already a cranky asshole. The transition will be a smooth one.

 

[pink]

Yeah, along with every other fucking joint in my body.

Yeah on the hair question.

Yeah, bifocals at 41 yrs old.

I haven't had sex in so long, I'm pathetic.

 

[dolf]

I haven't had sex in so long, I'm pathetic.

It's overrated

 

[WillJ8787]

So do your feet need to hurt all the time?

Will new hairs just continue sprouting out of ... places?

Does it just keep getting harder to see close up stuff?

Does the sex just keep getting better?

....not if you learn to walk on your hands.

.... hairs....I curse my gorilla ancestors! Apparently, mine had hairy ears.

.... lighting, lighting, lighting and it's a convenient excuse when you get something totally wrong.

...sex does get better cause you actually know a thing or two by now

 

[phil1955]

So do your feet need to hurt all the time?

Will new hairs just continue sprouting out of ... places?

Does it just keep getting harder to see close up stuff?

Does the sex just keep getting better?

Feet and every other joint.

I believe hair keeps growing even when you are dead so live with it.

Not if you keep up with changes to your lenses.

Mind still works good but physical response is a bit slower but the tongue is always reliable.

 

[missyunderstanding]

What is a cranky asshole?

You're already a cranky asshole. The transition will be a smooth one.

I am curious about the word history for "cranky." I know what people mean when they say cranky but what is the history behind the term? Does it have to do with a mechanical crank? Once I can understand the word history and the general way the word is used today I might be able to understand what a cranky asshole is like. Is it a medical condition? Does preparation H help? Is it the result of damage from having sex with a crank shaft?

 

[LLCox]

I used to start my day with two 500mg Excedrin just to get loose. My doctor made me stop that. Now I start my day smoking a bowl or two.

 

[oneblueye]

hey...

I used to start my day with two 500mg Excedrin just to get loose. My doctor made me stop that. Now I start my day smoking a bowl or two.

I'm always looking to share a smoke period, if ya ever light on smoke and ya in the area, stop by and I'll spark it up.
It weird, I will fight to the death to keep from sharing my beer---, but I will go outta my way to share a smoke or share some space to smoke.

 

[Liar]

I want to make an HR complaint against my body. For micro agressions. It's always some god damn thing it's passive-agressively bitching about.

 

[LLCox]

I'm always looking to share a smoke period, if ya ever light on smoke and ya in the area, stop by and I'll spark it up.
It weird, I will fight to the death to keep from sharing my beer---, but I will go outta my way to share a smoke or share some space to smoke.

Thankx, same to ya.