Getting Off On Immature Suffering

What if your girl uncontrollably peed on you?

  • I'd be disgusted and consider a breakup.

    Votes: 2 28.6%
  • As long as it was a one time thing I'd laugh it off.

    Votes: 3 42.9%
  • I'd encourage her to do it more often.

    Votes: 2 28.6%
  • I'd get horny if she peed, spat, burped, or even farted really loud on me.

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Total voters
    7
  • Poll closed .

BruceKerger

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Prankster type that can only get off watching his girlfriends go through embarrassing and uncomfortable situations. Mixing novelty fart pills in his girlfriend soda and sitting her on his lap to watch a movie, seeing her writhe and wiggle in pain, clawing at the arm rest struggling to hold it in, clinching her butt cheeks over and over again, letting out tiny moans, looking at her rosy red cheeks as she fights the feeling until she uncontrollably hunches over in defeat and lets out the loudest fart making him blow his load. Or maybe load her drink with vitamin c and sugar giving her bladder a diuretic cocktail before a big trip with friends or her family in a minivan. Sitting her on your lap and watching her twitch and bounce asking to pull over. Nephews, Aunts, Grandmother and such right near her. Her shaking and trembling biting her lip struggling. Then purposefully whispering waterfall noises in her ear and rubbing a pinky finger between her legs as she clinches her eyes shut and lets pee pour out. Not a pee or fart fetish per say, just ideas of premature struggling as the turn on.
 
Your character sounds like a cross between Adam Sandler and Josef Mengele. I think I'd take a pass.
 
Prankster type that can only get off watching his girlfriends go through embarrassing and uncomfortable situations. Mixing novelty fart pills in his girlfriend soda and sitting her on his lap to watch a movie, seeing her writhe and wiggle in pain, clawing at the arm rest struggling to hold it in, clinching her butt cheeks over and over again, letting out tiny moans, looking at her rosy red cheeks as she fights the feeling until she uncontrollably hunches over in defeat and lets out the loudest fart making him blow his load. Or maybe load her drink with vitamin c and sugar giving her bladder a diuretic cocktail before a big trip with friends or her family in a minivan. Sitting her on your lap and watching her twitch and bounce asking to pull over. Nephews, Aunts, Grandmother and such right near her. Her shaking and trembling biting her lip struggling. Then purposefully whispering waterfall noises in her ear and rubbing a pinky finger between her legs as she clinches her eyes shut and lets pee pour out. Not a pee or fart fetish per say, just ideas of premature struggling as the turn on.

I give you credit Bruce. You came up with something I had never considered a guy getting off on being farted on. You must have been hard as a rock on "taco" night at the old homestead!:D
 
I was thinking this would be what we would get if Mel Brooks made a porn.

Being a huge Mel Brooks fan. . . I can't even get my brain around that. Then again, I find most professional porn pretty funny, but I've got a low hilarity threshold.

I would have to wonder if the sequel would be a lesbian jail story since I'm sure she would at the very least maim him at the end of the original.
 
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