Getting Laid...

[Woodnbat8]

Hi, I'm a 18 year old male from NH and I need to get laid, I have a pic (to trade)HELP ME!

 

[Lasher]

If you're looking for cyber, there's a chat room here. Your request is really more appropriate for that.

If you're looking for someone from here to come to New Hampshire and fuck you, well....then you've got bigger problems than not having sex.

Maybe you should try going out on a date with a girl first....

Or, I'm guessing there's not many hookers in New Hampshire, but maybe you could take a bus, (or maybe your mother would drive you!!) to Boston. I'm pretty sure there's lot's of hookers there.

You don't have to thank me, I know I've been very helpful.



[This message has been edited by Lasher99 (edited 04-02-2000).]

 

[Sammyjo]

LMAO @ Lasher...once again!!!

 

[ZULUBOY]

Hey, Lasher, I was going to steer clear of you & hope not to come to your attention, but....Although I agree with the sentiments you've expressed above, don't you think you should try being a little less abrasive?
It's daunting enough being a newbie without someone getting on your case every time you say something! Have a little understanding, could you? Please?

 

[Rowan]

Zuluboy, just lie VERY, VERY still. Maybe Lasher will sniff you, think you're dead and move on.

 

[Deborah]

Zuluboy, I agree with you. Lasher is quite abrasive. But did you see his pic on his Member Profile? We take pity on Lasher because he suffers from the same disease that Nebuchadnezzar of biblical fame did. It's called Lycanthropy. He thinks he's a beast so he acts like one.

Hey Woodnbat8, before you take the bus to Boston, here's a few suggestions. First, change your name. John might work. Or Sue. Second, you are going to trade your pic for sex? If I were you, Woody, I'd go to the bank and take out a bunch of money, write "FUCK ME!" on your forehead with a magic marker and when you get to Boston and hang out on the corner, make sure you got the money in your hand.

If none of that works, Woody, maybe Zuluboy can introduce you to Little Blow Sheep.

 

[Shintani]

Deborah...Deborah...Deborah...when will you ever learn?


This is a job for...

ZEKE!!! The Literotica Wonderdog!!!

Quick, someone find Fallen Angel! Hurry!

 

[Lasher]

GODDAMMIT!! I wrote something so sweet and nice apologizing for how cruel I've been in the past, and how sorry I am for intimidating the Newbies and all kinds of Happy, Happy Bullshit like that. Then the damn server ate it. Dammit, that sucks.

Ok, here's the short version. I thought my first post was awfully damn funny and very appropriate. If I'm intimidating anyone, well....too fucking bad. Run down to the Circle K and buy a pair, then come back when you figure out how to use them.

I thought the really funny part was that he agreed with what I said, just not with how I said it. Well, excuse me for not taking the time to hold everyone's hand as they walk thru this merry little world. Again, run down to the Circle K and blah, blah, blah...

And then I closed with a really funny Yogi Bear joke and now no one is going to get to see it.

[This message has been edited by Lasher99 (edited 04-02-2000).]

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Lasher, are you talking shit about Yogi Bear again? Dawn at Jellystone. Be there.

 

[Laurel]

Run down to the Circle K
and buy a pair, then come back when you figure out how to use them.

A pair of what?

 

[Lasher]

Ooops!! I apologize if I offended anyone with my reference to Yogi Bear. I fully support Yogi's efforts in securing "pickanic baskets".


Uhh...not that I have anything against Rangers.

And I like Booboo too.

Shit.

 

[Gil]

DCL,

LMAO, As a gentleman, may I offer to serve as your Second? Nothing quite as invigorating as a duel at dawn in Jellystone.

Will there be croissants and coffee?

 

[ZULUBOY]

Lasher, slow down to a panic, man. You're gonna blow a fuse one of these days! Why can't you just accept some constructive criticism; like you expect us to?
All that aside though, you do seem to have a nicely warped sense of humour, which is good. Just use it more appropriately, please.

 

[Nobody Special]

Well since DCL and Lasher are comming to MI to duel it out, why not stop off and pick me and Ravenloft up. I know I like to watch a good food fight over picnic baskets.

PS. Yes there is a Jellystone National Park. and Yes it is in Michigan.

E

 

[Nobody Special]

OH, Yea, Hey Woody, if you havn't already done so, send that pic and profile to Laurel. She'll be happy to post it in the user profile section of this site, then we all can see you. Just a suggestion, You don't have to do it if you don't want to. BTW Welcome to LITEROTICA BB. I hope you're not offended easily, it's all in fun.

E

 

[Deborah]

Nobody Special, since you are so anxious to see Woody's pic, I just thought you might like to know it's already posted under "Amateur Pic Feedback" on the thread he started, "Your thoughts (this might work."

So go look at Woody. Just be careful. You might fall in love with Woody like Zuluboy did. Zuluboy has it so bad he's even been seen imitating a Woodypecker.

 

[Lasher]

Jimminy Crickets!! I'm gonna have to email the UBB people and ask them to create [joke] [/joke] tags for this thing.

Oh, well, I guess what "THEY" say about humor not translating is right.

I hope this is appropriate.

 

[Patryn]

LOL!! Deborah, I don't think you should talk to Lasher about abrasive.

 

[ZULUBOY]

Hey, Deborah, what's wrong with luvin' everyone? Seriously though, I enjoy a joke as much as anyone, but not always at someone's expense; especially when they're new & don't know their way around (LIKE ME!!)

 

[Guest]

hi, everybody. I'm new here. I was wondering if you could tell me how to get to Boston.

I've recently come into a small fortune and don't know how to chat up women.

 

[Deborah]

Roger, just write "FUCK ME!" on your forehead and get on the first bus (in your case I would pick one that floats) and tell the driver to drop you off where Woody hangs out.

 

[ZULUBOY]

Then you can both wait for Lasher to show up!