Getting her to take facials

[cherise97camaro]

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[BigWhiteDick1]

my ex didn't let me for a while she wasn't into porn and i was. i started watching it around her sometimes and told her i want to do it like pornstars with her and she finally agreed and then took a facial

 

[NomadLady]

I don't care for facials either...unless I am blindfolded. It does make a mess, you have to shower it out of your hair, etc....but I got a good case of pinkeye in BOTH eyes from a facial once....and once was enough.

 

[RedPanties]

Just a thought - maybe start easy - ask her to give you a handjob in the shower and ask if you can cum on her breasts. At least it wouldn't be messy - which is my only real problem with it.

 

[mrtomthumb]

here is an idea.

start by randomly throwing spoons of yougurt on her face when she is not expecting it.

sorry, I think this is one of those either she will or won't kinda things. maybe barter a trade for something she wants....

 

[Rockitballs]

start by randomly throwing spoons of yougurt on her face when she is not expecting it.

sorry, I think this is one of those either she will or won't kinda things. maybe barter a trade for something she wants....

I think I will try throwing the yogurt first. I hate bartering with her, she is too ruthless.

 

[Rockitballs]

Oh, and for the record. I've given up asking her about this, she just isn't in to it at the moment. Maybe one day, but I guess I will have to find a way to live without doing it.

 

[kakowood]

Just for kicks: A guy was arrested today for throwing semen out of a small bottle to unsuspecting women at stores, and then shooting a picture with his phone cam!!!
He might have read your thread and extrapolated that all women liked semen...
Keep the pictures coming,
They are great,

Carlos

 

[cuppycakes]

Easy. When you're ready to cum, pull out, shoot, and say, "oops".

Disclaimer: Iftheshoefits is not responsible if you get puched in the ball sack afterwards.

Hah! This was EXACTLY the scenario when I received my first facial. He swears it was a mistake (he was aiming for my stomach, he claims) But you know what, I liked it! Got it in my eye, though. I had to go to class with an angry, red cum-eye that everyone asked about. Anyway, the second time was much better executed, and I've liked it ever since.

Come on my face, come on my tits, come on my whatever, just do not come in my mouth. Gag.

 

[DigitalDrifter]

While you two are both pretending to engage in enlightened discussion about sexuality, your real goal is to spray cum all over your girlfriends' faces. Now, the title of this thread is "getting her to take facials," implying that you want to trick or cajole your girlfriend into enjoying something she obviously does not want to do (or she would have agreed to it in the first place). Maybe you should stop being idiots and stop objectifying the people you live with.

Also, eDJ, as far as your statement goes that most girls who prefer not to have cum sprayed all over their faces like a porno would "rather watch Oprah or Ellen on the estrogen channel," I can assure you that this is stereotyped, chauvinistic and completely untrue. Yes, I lurk on Literotica, I LOVE sex, and have a massive "wild side," and no, I don't enjoy facials. Cum gets in your hair and it's hard to wash out, and excuse me if I don't want bodily fluids (no matter how sterile) all over my face... I'd rather focus on cumming myself.

There is nothing wrong with facials, as long as both parties enjoy it. But don't try to make someone do something they don't want to do during sex, or train them to take it like some sort of animal. There are tons of other creative, expressive ways to have fun during sex that are pelasurable to BOTH parties.

Not to disagree too much here, but any man or woman who's eaten out somebody with a vagina can agree, when we do ORAL on one another, be it man or woman, we get that stuff ALL OVER our faces.

I in particular am fond of giving oral pleasure to my wife, mutual is our favorite.

I've not asked or pushed my wife on this issue, as its been a non issue. But if that was my hangup, I'd be PO'd if she really raised an issue with it, as every time I've done cunnilingus I've had her stuff <and btw, I LOVE IT, ALL OVER MY FACE.. and I would hope she didn't mind the same..

 

[Norma_Stits]

aint ever done it but so want to have her ride me cowboy then sit on my face after i cum cos i lose the desire once I blow

never know it might just be the perfect start for round two

 

[kakowood]

I'll have to try this one, I'm on the same boat...
Cheers
Carlos

 

[Trudy_Antone]

I don't get it. I didn't realise there were so many precious sisters out there. Digital Drifter you sound like my kind of human being.

I love it when a man comes in me, on me, in my mouth. I love it when he kisses me with the taste of me on his tongue and his face smeared in my juices. Why shouldn't he have the same pleasure? And FYI, I've never had a man give me a facial then roll over and go to sleep. He's always cleaned me up first. There's this fabulous invention that goes nicely beside the bed, it's called 'Tissues' people. It's really not that hard.

And 'ooh, I can't have that icky stuff in my hair'. God that's tragic. It's not a big deal at all. Wouldn't you normally have a daily shower anyway? If you're compelled to shower straight after sex because you can't live with it, then that spells obsessive compulsive disorder in my eyes. And no, it's not nice catching it in the eye, so Rockitballs, if you get your way, and I sincerely hope you do, make sure your aim is good. Stick to the lower half of her face, her neck, a pearl necklace etc. And no, I wouldn't indulge in a facial if I was going out in public straight after, I have been caught out before, shopping in a supermarket with spots that I missed, drying on my collarbone. Actually, that was pretty funny.

 

[thomw]

Indeed... My FWB loves when I shoot all over and she directs the shot(s) ... usually follows a great Bj and ends with her having a nice pearl necklace.

 

[Firebrain]

My husband's advice: "get a sluttier girlfriend."

 

[infinity706]

Well, a sluttier boyfriend would work, too. I've certainly done quite a few facials and honestly, I don't remember any other gay/bi guy objecting to take one, either.