Getting a bit daring

Color for next picture

  • White

    Votes: 5 18.5%
  • Pink

    Votes: 4 14.8%
  • Blue

    Votes: 10 37.0%
  • Black

    Votes: 4 14.8%
  • Red

    Votes: 4 14.8%

  • Total voters
    27
  • Poll closed .
Finally getting to enjoy my bath!!

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Love those toes...:devil:
 
Stretching your skin helps camouflage the stretch marks. And avoiding gravity helps, too.


Your attention Please.
This is a public service announcement.
Would the bridge that has misplaced its troll please call the front desk from one of the white courtesy phones.
Your troll has found a keyboard and wi-fi.
For the mental health of all concerned we ask that you retrieve your troll and please supervise it appropriately.
Thank you for your cooperation in this matter.
 
Your attention Please.
This is a public service announcement.
Would the bridge that has misplaced its troll please call the front desk from one of the white courtesy phones.
Your troll has found a keyboard and wi-fi.
For the mental health of all concerned we ask that you retrieve your troll and please supervise it appropriately.
Thank you for your cooperation in this matter.

*Stands up and gives you a standing ovation (minus a few clothes)*
 
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Ok whoever the fuck you are. I really don't give a shit about what you say or think. I'm pretty sure with gravity you hairy ass balls will be on the floor and you'll need a microscope to even find your dick. So get the fuck off my thread.

For the most part I recommend not engaging the trolls.
Especially not with equivalent insults.
If you absolutely MUST respond do so with wit as they will generally be unable to compete on such a level and proper ridicule can be appreciated by those around you simply hi-lighting their trollish nature.
 
For the most part I recommend not engaging the trolls.
Especially not with equivalent insults.
If you absolutely MUST respond do so with wit as they will generally be unable to compete on such a level and proper ridicule can be appreciated by those around you simply hi-lighting their trollish nature.

I agree with this, don't feed the juvenile troll :)
 
For the most part I recommend not engaging the trolls.
Especially not with equivalent insults.
If you absolutely MUST respond do so with wit as they will generally be unable to compete on such a level and proper ridicule can be appreciated by those around you simply hi-lighting their trollish nature.

Thank you for your words of wisdom. 💙
 
As to gravity?... i think it's attractive. ... (I couldn't resist the pun)

But seriously. The only people who look unaffected by gravity are the young (and not always then) or those who artificially change their bodies to chase a supposed ideal that doesn't actually exist.

Someone who has the maturity and grace to share themselves when gravity has exerted its influence show a dignity that comes with age. A story of a life lived and a wisdom that we all change and grow. Celebrate the story of your life written in your body. Take joy in the wisdom that comes with experience. The stretches and marks and even the gravity are a map of memory to your life. Smile at the good times and learn from the hard. Remember who you are and show yourself as the person you have become with confidence.
 
As to gravity?... i think it's attractive. ... (I couldn't resist the pun)

But seriously. The only people who look unaffected by gravity are the young (and not always then) or those who artificially change their bodies to chase a supposed ideal that doesn't actually exist.

Someone who has the maturity and grace to share themselves when gravity has exerted its influence show a dignity that comes with age. A story of a life lived and a wisdom that we all change and grow. Celebrate the story of your life written in your body. Take joy in the wisdom that comes with experience. The stretches and marks and even the gravity are a map of memory to your life. Smile at the good times and learn from the hard. Remember who you are and show yourself as the person you have become with confidence.


Should I be sending you payment for your therapy session??

(Good puns are welcome here and Dad jokes!)

On that note we all are a work in progress. Life isn't easy but it's not always hard either. It is what we make it. I could be off sulking in a corner because I'm turning another year older (in a week) but I'm not. Age is only a number or as some say your level in life. I'd love to be on level 100 and look behind me and see everything I've done. I try not to get too personal here but for me this year is about taking chances and embracing who I want to be. Yup I have stretch marks because I gave birth to two absolutely wonderful children, my skin sages because I took back my health a lost a lot of weight. The only 2 fake things about me is one knee and my hair color. Lol. But my heart is good and I see beauty in everyone!
 
Should I be sending you payment for your therapy session??

(Good puns are welcome here and Dad jokes!)

On that note we all are a work in progress. Life isn't easy but it's not always hard either. It is what we make it. I could be off sulking in a corner because I'm turning another year older (in a week) but I'm not. Age is only a number or as some say your level in life. I'd love to be on level 100 and look behind me and see everything I've done. I try not to get too personal here but for me this year is about taking chances and embracing who I want to be. Yup I have stretch marks because I gave birth to two absolutely wonderful children, my skin sages because I took back my health a lost a lot of weight. The only 2 fake things about me is one knee and my hair color. Lol. But my heart is good and I see beauty in everyone!

Good for you!
And I understand.
My wife and I have 4 (including twins). She is beautiful to me. I see her body and love all of it because it is the story of our family and she is my wife and I love her.
 
Good for you!
And I understand.
My wife and I have 4 (including twins). She is beautiful to me. I see her body and love all of it because it is the story of our family and she is my wife and I love her.

💙💙💙💙💙
A well written story!
 
Beautiful photos of beautiful places... looks like a wonderful vacation for a beautiful lady!!:rose::kiss:

It was nice. Just me and my kiddos. Much needed time away. I love the place we were at.

Idyllic, wonderful photo's of a beautiful spot :)

Thanks. Love beautiful nature.

How about all over, starting with your soft sweet lips...:kiss::kiss::kiss:

Sure!! Nothing like starting at the top and working your way down.

:eek: Wow. This is beautiful! :rose:

Thank you!! 💙

Beautiful views, I love waterfalls, even more so in spring when the snow melts and fills the river to high levels.

I love waterfalls too.
 
I understand lavender is supposed to be relaxing. Unfortunately for me, the smell gives me a headache. I tend to have to avoid most florally scented items as I just don't react well.

Citrus scents don't usually bother me as much
 
I understand lavender is supposed to be relaxing. Unfortunately for me, the smell gives me a headache. I tend to have to avoid most florally scented items as I just don't react well.

Citrus scents don't usually bother me as much

Oh that's too bad. But I totally understand. I can get sensitive to certain scents as well. I try and be careful when I do wear a fragrance. But note to self - no lavender around P_j. :)


So a lime and tequila good?
 
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