Gettin old!

[Thumper]

My daughter turned 18 today. I am now officially the father of an adult I didn't even think of myself as an adult...well, I try not to act like one as much as possible.

I think I will dodder off and muse about the "good ole days" and feed some ducks or pigeons now....where in sam hill is my dangblasted cane...damn kids keep hidin my stuff! Turn off that infernal racket!(practicing)

 

[Ambrosious]

R.I.P.-Thumper's youth.

Is Florida calling you yet?

 

[Thumper]

BRRRRR

Hell yeah it is....I hate the cold weather up here. And July used to seem warm

Seriously, as soon as my other two reach 18...I am southbound and down!

 

[Magic Merlin]

Ok, Thumper old buddy. You say your feeling old. Well have I got the perfect web site for you. All you have to do is bring your rocking chair, sip on your mint julip and watch..

http://www.iowafarmer.com/corncam/corn.html

Its a freakin site about watching the corn grow...Don't they have anything more exciting to do in Iowa? Enjoy.



MM

[Edited by Magic Merlin on 07-07-2000 at 05:29 PM]

 

[Lovely Latina]

Awwwwwww...poor OLD Humper...

It's really not so bad hunny bunny. You can take comfort in the fact that Lovely Latina thinks that men are BY FAR sexiest in their 40's. There...now don't ya feel bedder just knowing that?

So keep a stiff upper...ummm...thing, and show us those pearly whites of yours. Hell...you could even pass 'em around the room if ya like! BAH HAHAHA!

 

[Rosebud]

Re: BRRRRR

Seriously, as soon as my other two reach 18...I am southbound and down!

Oh Thumper...*standing there naked*...you don't have to wait that long...I will keep you warm

 

[Siren]

 

[Skibum]

Hey, Thumper, I Know how you feel. My youngest is 18, and just enlisted in the Navy. That rocking chair and shuffleboard court in Boca are getting closer and closer.

 

[Randyrandy]

The crowd I hang with tells me that I was around when dirt was invented. Your only as old as you choose to be. Quit felling old and get on with your life. Every minute waisted is a minute you'll never see again. Do what makes you feel young and ignore those whom ridicule you for it. They are a bunch of old bastards anyway.

 

[Savage Kitten]

R.I.P.-Thumper's youth.

Is Florida calling you yet?

hey hey heyyyyy *frowny expression* i RESEMBLE that remark!!!and what does florida have to do with anything huh? huh? huh??????v

 

[Lovely Latina]

Yeah!! We should respect our elders dammit!

Hey Thumpster...

I heard that when God said "Let there be light," that you were the one to flip the switch!

BAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Ok. I'm sorry. Should I stop now? Well...that all DEPENDS.

Get it???? "Depends"...haha...

Ahhh fuck it.

 

[Thumper]

Florida is looking GOOOOOOOOD!

HMMMMM Savage Kitten is already there...now I just have to get Rosebud and Siren down there( I love that phrase,"down there") and I can chase'em in my wheelchair...you girls wanna gang bang a geriatric?

Hey Randy......I hang with a much younger crowd also...I look younger than half of them...my best friend is twenty nine and an aquaintance of his thought he was older...I am 39. Still having a child that is 18 is a wake up call...

*looking for my alert doohickey in case I fall down and can't get up*

LMAO!!!!
...and LL, just to change my ....what was that word????

 

[Savage Kitten]

Thumperrrrrrrrrr

they don't call 'em sun bunnies for nothin!! *weg*

Come on down I gots my nursy uniform all pressed 'n ready for ya... bet ya could get real spoiled to having every need and desire taking cared of for you

{just hopin i don't give the ole man a heart attack wilst bending over in my short skirt}

 

[Earthgoddess]

Oh no Thumper's fallen and I wanted to get him up- I mean help him up*blushes*

 

[Mortto56]

Hello Thumper:I seen this post,and just had to jump in.Ya,your not getting older,your getting wiser.I turned 44 this last Wednesday,but I don't feel no older than I did 10 years ago.I might not have as much hair as I did,and I have a few more scars & wrinkles on my face than I did,but who gives a shit.My 2 boys are out on there own now,and thats like getting a raise in pay.You can't beleive how much money I have now that there gone.I never really realized how much it cost to raise kids,till they moved out.Plus I feel more at ez with myself.I'm a lot more mellower than I was 25 years ago too.So take all wheelchair,and rockinchair jokes,and sit back and laugh at them.ENJOY LIFE!

 

[Cheri]

Oh, quit you belly aching Thumper, old is at state of mind. The sooner all your kids graduate and go off to college the sooner you get to visit and see all the half (maybe totally) naked co-eds. Just keep telling them co-ed dorms with bathrooms down the hall!
Besides as the mother of two children under the age of four, I dream of the day that I don't have to keep them from eating pieces of very old fuzzy cantelope off the floor. I won't even mention eating being able to eat at a restaurant that doesn't have a drive thu.

Damn I hate typos.




[Edited by Cheri on 07-08-2000 at 08:24 AM]

 

[CreamyLady]

Old? Hah. My daughter is 23!

Remember -- you can age very gracefully with the three M's: money, mobility and marbles.

 

[Skitten]

AW! Thumper remember now once they are all 18 you get to start you life over so don't think of it badly have fun you not old just a new fun time to begin.

 

[Thumper]

....still looking for two more M's

Aww hell CreamyLady.....I only have one of the M's! Mobility....the other two, money flew the coop when the kids came along and I never did posess all my marbles...lost the last ones when I said "I do"....


Now I am gonna shuffle off and watch the corn grow....Gimme my teeth back LL!

*just love that little nursy uniform...if she bends over again I may get a hard....er um heart attack*

 

[FlamingoBlue]

What's old anymore?

My kids are 25,27 and 29. I will only be oldwhen they can't understand me and me. them. As it is, I am much closer to them than I am to my 87 year old or my late 50's peers.

THumper, baby, age is all in how you approach life. Some of us start to live when we are born and some of us start to die at that time.

 

[Isabella Thorne]

Re: YeahWell, at least he's not 80 ...

Get it???? "Depends"...haha...

oh lovely Latina that reminds me of the following:

Q: What does an 80-year old virgin taste like?
A: Depends

I know, I know ... it's terrible ..

and your hair my dear ... my advice to you is to stay away from that peroxide bottle .. i would never mess with perfection.

Sir M .. why I declare, I didn't know you were serving mint julips ... i must have missed mine on the way in ..

 

[Rosebud]

eewwwwwwwww.....what is worse is that i actually laughed on that one

[Edited by Rosebud on 07-09-2000 at 01:49 PM]