Dixon Carter Lee
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The Republicans are responsible for all the bad things that have happened in the last 360 years, despite the fact that the country is only a little over 200 years old.
New Coke. Remember that? They came up with that. They changed the single most successful product in American marketing history and nearly destroyed a great company. How come no one reported it? Because Bill Cosby threatened to take his TV show off the air and replace it with a Fat Albert variety series. THAT'S how much power the Republicans have. You want proof? Too bad.
Moving on…
The Republicans are directly responsible for CD packaging. Kids can't open the CDs, give up, and go home and listen to their parent's Doris Day LPs. It's their way of stopping Rock and Roll, along with creating Napster and Flock of Seagulls. See how evil they are?
And remember Bernie Goetz? He was supposed to kill ALL the black Democrats in New York, but he got caught on day one of "Operation Kill ALL the Black Democrats in New York", and the scheme failed. You didn't see that reported in National Review did you?
Wonder what happened between the first "Star Wars" trilogy and "Phantom Menace". I'll tell you what happened. George Lucas joined the Republican Party, that's what happened. (Look it up at Naboo.com!)
And don't even get me started on how they've screwed up our language by inventing unnecessary words ("jam", "jelly", "preserves", "marmalade" – do we NEED all that?), ketchup as a vegetable, Madonna's version of "American Pie" and the extinction of the carrier pigeon. Wake up America!
New Coke. Remember that? They came up with that. They changed the single most successful product in American marketing history and nearly destroyed a great company. How come no one reported it? Because Bill Cosby threatened to take his TV show off the air and replace it with a Fat Albert variety series. THAT'S how much power the Republicans have. You want proof? Too bad.
Moving on…
The Republicans are directly responsible for CD packaging. Kids can't open the CDs, give up, and go home and listen to their parent's Doris Day LPs. It's their way of stopping Rock and Roll, along with creating Napster and Flock of Seagulls. See how evil they are?
And remember Bernie Goetz? He was supposed to kill ALL the black Democrats in New York, but he got caught on day one of "Operation Kill ALL the Black Democrats in New York", and the scheme failed. You didn't see that reported in National Review did you?
Wonder what happened between the first "Star Wars" trilogy and "Phantom Menace". I'll tell you what happened. George Lucas joined the Republican Party, that's what happened. (Look it up at Naboo.com!)
And don't even get me started on how they've screwed up our language by inventing unnecessary words ("jam", "jelly", "preserves", "marmalade" – do we NEED all that?), ketchup as a vegetable, Madonna's version of "American Pie" and the extinction of the carrier pigeon. Wake up America!