Get out of the way motherfucker.

[AusTess]

I'm here to shine.

Dazzle even.

Maybe glitter a little?

 

[GuyJD]

I'm here to shine.

What are you using to accomplish this?
Armor-all or Furniture polish?
LOL..........Shine away cutie. Nice pic.

 

[AusTess]

I was thinkin more along the lines of Mr Sheen.

remember that dinky little add he had?
He used to slide through the dust.
With his little top hat on his noggin.




Or was that just one of my drug induced hallucinations?

 

[heterotic]

I'd say Kiwi shoe polish, but that's a different, if nearby, land mass.

 

[Guest]

 

[AusTess]

Shoe polish?

I guess that'd be fine if i was shining shoes?
or a black man.



Now there's a thought.....

 

[AusTess]

Re: Re: Get out of the way motherfucker.

Aussie, Aussie, Aussie! Oi, Oi, OI!!!

You go, girl

*Flicks the corks back over the brim of my hat*

I do.
Dont i?
*Arrogant grin*
*Applauds your impeccable taste*

 

[heterotic]

I guess you'd have to use the neutral color on yourself... And that is odd, I've never heard of a shoe polish fetish or sexual use of shoe polish before, there must be something along those lines...

 

[AusTess]

I've never heard of a shoe polish fetish or sexual use of shoe polish before, there must be something along those lines...

Hey,listen buddy,you brought it up,not me.

Dont drag me into your weird sicko shoe polish fantasies.

 

[heterotic]

Hehe. We need a shoe polish thread now. I bet there's authors on here talented enough to make sure nobody looks at a can of polish the same way again

 

[android1966]

Didn't Al Jolson have a shoe polish fetish?

 

[AusTess]

According to a friend of mine...



That shit is really hard to get off.


Ha.

 

[AusTess]

I'm outta here.

Hugh Jackman and John Travolta?

What can i say?
My husband will be getting some tonight.

Ha.

Nighnigh.

 

[heterotic]

Yeah, I guess that would be a kind of impractical fetish. Much too hard to clean up. I guess we'll just have to stick with peanut butter and chewed bubblegum...

 

[Ravenloft]

Nice picture, hmm, something bout seeing tongues... Heh...

Well... One good turn deserves another I always say...

 

[Lost Cause]

"Shine" was used as an expression by Mountainmen in early America to describe a Beaver pelt's sheen. Hmmmmmmm...

 

[AusTess]

I've had close ups taken.



Just not of my tongue.

Ha.

 

[patient1]

Welcome Back , Awesome One!

I was just beginning to wonder if you'd gone for good.

But maybe you've gone for better. because you look great

 

[Mike Hammer]

Awsome Tess

Damn Tess, what is it about brazen and bold that turns me on?

All that glitters is not gold
even when it dazzles you to behold.
Like this ryhme it's just a matter of time
because if it shines it's gonna be mine.

 

[sch00lteacher]

ooooooohhh weeeeeeeee baby!

Why do I get the feeling sometimes that I grew up in the wrong damned hemisphere?