Get drunk with Ruby

[Rubyfruit]

Anybody else have a shitty day?

Marriage on the rocks?

Kids wont behave?

Lover can't get it up?

Blown your diet for the 139th time?

Still smoking?

Dishes not done and you don't give a fuck?

Join me, ladies and gentlemen.

Bottoms up.

 

[TWB]

No, cept for the dishes, But I would be happy to drink with you, and you can tell me all about it and hopefully get you to smile.

 

[Kitte]

Marriage on the rocks? yup

Kids wont behave?yup

Lover can't get it up?no problem there!

Blown your diet for the 139th time?yup

Still smoking?yup!

Dishes not done and you don't give a fuck?YUP!


Heres to ya too!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Rubyfruit]

Alex, I love how you squeze your nipple like that just for me.

Kitte, here's to you baby. You and your rock hard lover.

 

[freakygirl]

*bends over*

Oh.. wrong bottoms up.. sorry

I'll take a coca cola please...



Hi Rubes..

 

[Wiggles]

Anybody else have a shitty day? If I say yes, will you send me over some liquor?

Marriage on the rocks? Um, sorta.

Kids wont behave? Egads, don't say the K word!

Lover can't get it up? Do we *really* want to go there right now?

Blown your diet for the 139th time? Pfft, what diet? Wouldn't that take that fabled will power?

Still smoking? *whistles* Who me?

Dishes not done and you don't give a fuck? Hell yes!

How about I just get really freakin' tired with Ruby? I'm up till' six this morning!

 

[glamorilla]

*chuckles* You crack me up Freakygurl

Cheers Ruby! Whats your poison this evening?

 

[Rubyfruit]

Cheers Ruby! Whats your poison this evening?

Started out with a Cosmopolitan, switched to wine, now I'm on scotch.

I should feel fabulous in the morning, dont' you think?

Hello Freaky and Wiggles.

 

[freakygirl]

*chuckles* You crack me up Freakygurl

Cheers Ruby! Whats your poison this evening?

hands glam the super glue

Keep it handy.. sometimes I'm funny and cause people to crack

other times.. i'm lame and cause people to roll their eyes..

tonight i'm in a cracking mood

 

[Lasz]

I was the sober driver friend tonight, making sure my friends got home safely.

So Ruby, now that you are drunk, I wonder if I can take advantage of you?

 

[lavender]

 

[Rubyfruit]

So Ruby, now that you are drunk, I wonder if I can take advantage of you?

I'm not drunk yet.

 

[Lasz]

OK, but when you do get drunk, we are going to my bed. Of course unless you wanted to go now?

 

[glamorilla]

hands glam the super glue

Keep it handy.. sometimes I'm funny and cause people to crack

other times.. i'm lame and cause people to roll their eyes..

tonight i'm in a cracking mood

I've tried using superglue on dates.

>hic<

(vodka martini)

 

[Guest]

 

[Rubyfruit]

I'll help you on your way.

You want ice with that?

Please.

And a back rub?

 

[Spinaroonie]

how about a nice Yoohoo?

 

[Guest]

 

[Rubyfruit]

Ummm, ok I'm dipping into the tub with Foxy.

Back in a day or two.

 

[Rick DeVille]

You two in a tub? I'd like to see that

 

[Guest]

 

[Rick DeVille]

Promise?

 

[Rubyfruit]

You can watch

As long as he doesn't touch for the first hour or two.

I'm selfish.

 

[Guest]

 

[Rick DeVille]

Sure, but it goes both ways