German Kink

[JackLuis]

Beer made with vaginal essences is a great way to honor your girlfriend, beer company says

Just in time for Mother’s Day, The Order of Yoni is offering beer made with vaginal secretions. (Yoni is the Sanskrit word for “vagina.”) Curtis Cook, writing for the Willamette Week, found Yoni beer while researching a story about the transgender bathroom controversy. The beer’s site features a two minute-plus video on the benefits of drinking a woman’s essence.

“…free your fantasies and imagine that with a magic wand you can close it in one bottle of beer. The golden drink brewed with her lure and grace and flavored with instincts, which source we have identified. We have discovered a process of her essence of her femininity, her instincts by isolation of lactic acid bacteria from her vagina.”

The German company has posted the video in English, which may account for some difficulties with the language, but it provides plenty of visual clues to explain the process of how the beer will be made. Standard bottles of the company’s beer are made using the “essence” of a Czech supermodel. But, men looking to honor their girlfriends are invited to contact the company to find out how to send swabs of intimately collected vaginal secretions from home.

Ewuue!

 

[J_R_Ashunwhy]

Ew is right...brewing with lactobacillus produces sour style beers.

anyway, it looks like a scam that didn't work for the Polish company-- according to their actual site. They ended the fundraising campaign in April with only 4% of their goal, and stopped posting any updates.

 

[Handley_Page]

Nice try, Jack.

 

[ColetteJulie]

Because they were Polish not German. Vorsprung durch technik.

 

[49greg]

"Sweat of Love"

I remember a TV Series called "The Adventures of Briscoe County Jr." or something like that. It was a western and a lot of fun.

In one episode our hero found himself enjoying some slack time drinking a cocktail with a Mexican freedom fighter type guy. Brisco asked what went into the drink.

And of course if was the basic ingredients of a Margarita, with the addition of "Sweat of love from a woman". About then Brisco asked for a refill and the bandit chief asked the lovely "Margarita" to bring more drinks.

edited: maybe it was sweat of love from a virgin? Been a while since I've seen it.

 

[Learin]

Eww.... just f-ing eww.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

"My mouth on the dew of your thighs."

From "Take This Waltz," Leonard Cohen's translation/version of Garcia-Lorca's "Little Viennese Waltz."