Georgie the chickenhawk

[70/30]

Heard on TV the Iraqi vice president made a statement that Bush and Saddam should meet in a neutral location with like weapons and have a duel to settle. Cheney and that Iraqi VP might do likewise. The official claims "they should fight a duel to settle their differences and spare their people the ravages of war". Naturally, GWB being the chickenhawk he is, declined through his mouthpiece Ari. It was pretty funny if you ask me, especially considering the US senate has but one member with a son or daughter in the military, democrat senator from South Dakota Tim Johnson.

http://abcnews.go.com/wire/World/ap20021003_1203.html

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Yeah. That's pretty funny. Thanks for the deep analysis and your conclusion that sovereign nations should act like pissed off French Noblemen.

How about we play badmitton for Kuwait?

 

[zipman]

Yeah. That's pretty funny. Thanks for the deep analysis and your conclusion that sovereign nations should act like pissed off French Noblemen.

How about we play badmitton for Kuwait?

LMAO -

 

[Problem Child]

The really ridiculous thing is that people actually believe that we are going to be allowed to perform meaningful weapons inspections in this country.

 

[Lost Cause]

It's a volunteer army.....

That means the kids of politicians can go to college or whatever they want to do, while someone VOLUNTEERS to stand in their, and your place. A fair duel would be as likely as the inspection process underway in Iraq. Bush would win using the patented Texas to the Death Cagematch! Booyah!

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

The really ridiculous thing is that people actually believe that we are going to be allowed to perform meaningful weapons inspections in this country.

I think they'll go okay. No one's told Iraq about the invention of the x-ray yet. They keep hiding weapons grade plutonium under their sweaters. Idiots.

 

[70/30]

The really ridiculous thing is that people actually believe that we are going to be allowed to perform meaningful weapons inspections in this country.

Dipshit, it is an excuse to get more international support and to mute the Saudis. Obviously Saddam can't be trusted, let him fuck it up. In the war of words, Saddam won this battle. If you think there are some dumbshits in America, there are bigger dumbshits in Iraq, Syria, Saudi and they carry big guns and/or homemade (expert) bombs.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

I'm confused, am I a dipshit or a dumbshit?






Never mind. I don't give a shit.

 

[miles]

Dipshit, it is an excuse to get more international support and to mute the Saudis. Obviously Saddam can't be trusted, let him fuck it up. In the war of words, Saddam won this battle. If you think there are some dumbshits in America, there are bigger dumbshits in Iraq, Syria, Saudi and they carry big guns and/or homemade (expert) bombs.

1. You really shouldn't piss and moan about other people hurling insults, then turn around and do it yourself. Tsk, tsk.

2. Can you post something that makes sense?

 

[70/30]

I'm confused, am I a dipshit or a dumbshit?






Never mind. I don't give a shit.

PC and yourself are the dipshits. The dumbshits are the people that think GWB is a chickenhawk because he declined the manly solution, a duel. I think the situation was funny because it is very ridiculous. However, an ignorant Iraqi soldier might use it as a pep talk/battle cry. Saddam won this sound bite in my opinion, you know the effective play to people's cognitive shortcomings.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

By way, are you really a "leave blower"?

 

[70/30]

1. You really shouldn't piss and moan about other people hurling insults, then turn around and do it yourself. Tsk, tsk.

2. Can you post something that makes sense?

I'm sure they and their other personalities are reeling because of my insults.

 

[Problem Child]

Dipshit, it is an excuse to get more international support and to mute the Saudis. Obviously Saddam can't be trusted, let him fuck it up. In the war of words, Saddam won this battle. If you think there are some dumbshits in America, there are bigger dumbshits in Iraq, Syria, Saudi and they carry big guns and/or homemade (expert) bombs.

lol...sorry for stating the obvious, I didn't know that was a crime punishable by insult.

I agree with miles on the making sense thing. Try again please.

 

[70/30]

By way, are you really a "leave blower"?

I get 10bucks a week for mowing the lawn and blowing the leaves. If my title was "lawn mower" people might think I'm an illegal immigrant or something. Violating those kinda laws are serious, might get traced.

 

[Problem Child]

PC and yourself are the dipshits. The dumbshits are the people that think GWB is a chickenhawk because he declined the manly solution, a duel. I think the situation was funny because it is very ridiculous. However, an ignorant Iraqi soldier might use it as a pep talk/battle cry. Saddam won this sound bite in my opinion, you know the effective play to people's cognitive shortcomings.

Dude, don't break your arm patting yourself on the back analyzing this one. It's really not that complicated.

 

[miles]

PC and yourself are the dipshits

Wrong. A real dumbshit uses dumbshit grammar.

Stick with leaf blowing. Leave English to the professionals.

 

[70/30]

Dude, don't break your arm patting yourself on the back analyzing this one. It's really not that complicated.

You're the one that didn't understand. I guess you aren't adapting to 21st century American English.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

I get 10bucks a week for mowing the lawn and blowing the leaves.

It's "Leaf-Blower".

 

[70/30]

PC and yourself are the dipshits

Wrong. A real dumbshit uses dumbshit grammar.

Stick with leaf blowing. Leave English to the professionals.

Just doing it the way I was taught. Actually, I spent max a month total studying grammar k-12. The only reason I get anything right is I've read a couple books. Still, I prefer to pay attention to the meaning of things. However, nothing compared to you Miles, especially considering you are the Emerson of modern day intellectual conversation.

 

[Problem Child]

You're the one that didn't understand. I guess you aren't adapting to 21st century American English.

me: No, you are.

him: Am not, you are!

me: Doubt it. Tag you're it!

him: You can't even talk right!

me: I know you are, but what am I?

him: I'm rubber, you're glue!

me: You might be sniffing glue...




...ad infinitum...

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Also, a "Chicken Hawk" is quite brave, effective and scary. Fucked up that, too.

 

[70/30]

me: No, you are.

him: Am not, you are!

me: Doubt it. Tag you're it!

him: You can't even talk right!

me: I know you are, but what am I?

him: I'm rubber, you're glue!

me: You might be sniffing glue...




...ad infinitum...

Well I have multiple excuses, miles is just a fucking piece of dried up shit.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Okay, you have dipshit, dumbshit and dried up shit.

You ought to open a store.

 

[Problem Child]

...miles is just a fucking piece of dried up shit.

I'm guessing that took a cerebellum-twisting degree of concentration to come up with.

 

[70/30]

It would appear 27minutes of full concentration but I look at porn and read Redwave's erotic stories on the side.