George chokes on a pretzel

[xanadu]

CBS reports President Bush is fine after fainting briefly while choking on a pretzel.

My God...as if he needed to add to his list of dumb shit to give him hell about...LMAO

 

[talk2024]

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Well, was it one of those huge ass pretzels like you get at the ball park or those cocktail pretzels that you find at the bar and wonder how you managed to eat the whole bowl in just 15 minutes by yourself?

The state of journalism today... really

 

[WriterDom]

Perhaps it was a rapidly expanding pretzel planted by a terrorist.

 

[Azwed]

Perhaps it was a rapidly expanding pretzel planted by a terrorist.

Ahh yes some sort of super absorbant material made to look like a pretzel. He sticks it in his mouth and it expands to several times normal size after sucking up the slavia

 

[Thomas Paine]

I'm glad somebody has finally picked up the torch dropped by Gerald Ford...

 

[Azwed]

Hey Ford was an all American football player. Not his fault he got a little clumpsy as he aged.

 

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[Unclebill]

Originally posted by Thomas Paine
I'm glad somebody has finally picked up the torch dropped by Gerald Ford...

Did he drop that torch in Chicago?

 

[EthiopianPrince]

I'm glad somebody has finally picked up the torch dropped by Gerald Ford...

Hilarious!!!

 

[KillerMuffin]

I would have to say, So what?

The man chokes on a pretzel. Thousands of people choke on stuff every day. How pathetic is it that we feel the need to comment on something that's not only incredibly mundane but irrelevant?

You choke on a pretzel and you're stupid for doing it? Gawd, how pathetic.

 

[ChaoticLil]

that isn't pathetic

I would have to say, So what?

The man chokes on a pretzel. Thousands of people choke on stuff every day. How pathetic is it that we feel the need to comment on something that's not only incredibly mundane but irrelevant?

You choke on a pretzel and you're stupid for doing it? Gawd, how pathetic.

What's pathetic is that it's news.

 

[Azwed]

Of course it is news. Everything the president does is news. Maybe it should not be but after watergate the president has had no privacy.

 

[Jade]

Yes this was interesting.


I actually read the article which went into great deal about his physical health.

It actually said that b/c he was in such peak physical condition his resting heart rate was 35-45 ... which meant that the alleged pretzel slowed it down enough to cause the fainting spell.

It gave his blood pressure and everything and I couldn't help but think (hate me if you must) that um... people actually spend their lives getting this information and making it available to the public.

I mean his BP for chrissakes!!

 

[Thomas Paine]

Did he drop that torch in Chicago?

Maybe, but I haven't fallen down or choked on food lately.

BTW, was that your shortest post ever? *g*

 

[Thomas Paine]

I'm sure you are quite pleased that it was Dubbayeh that picked up that torch.

Nah, I just hate to see time-honored traditions die out.

BTW, does Shrub play golf? *g*

 

[KillerMuffin]

You are exactly right, Lil. Who really gives a flying rats buttnik? The man didn't die, he got to watch the playoffs, whoopeee.

Now if ppman choked on his own petard, that would be newsworthy.

 

[Phoenyx]

CBS reports President Bush is fine after fainting briefly while choking on a pretzel.

Now if he could only fall into a long term coma....
and Dick Cheney be incapacited with heart problems....

I beleive Colin Powell would be president..

 

[Azwed]

Re: Re: George chokes on a pretzel

Now if he could only fall into a long term coma....
and Dick Cheney be incapacited with heart problems....

I beleive Colin Powell would be president..

Nope. Have to go through the Speaker of the house and the President Pro Tempe(sp?) of the senate first. Hehehe President Strom thurman yeah he would make it about 2 days.

 

[Cath!]

ok, xan...

CBS reports President Bush is fine after fainting briefly while choking on a pretzel.

My God...as if he needed to add to his list of dumb shit to give him hell about...LMAO

the only thing that scares the hell out of me about this whole post...is that YOU did a thread!!!

heya, stranger...what's new?? And do you know that with your very next post...you can now own your very own avatar???

Happy New Year, xan! huggs!

 

[Draco]

He should have tried taking his foot out of his mouth first before eating the pretzel then.

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