George Bush is awesome!
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I know! I love him so much. I want to coat his anus with axel grease and ride him until the sun comes up. Oh, that cute little Texan ass and twang, how I long to own it as mine...sigh
Oh, you meant politically....<embarrassed silence> Sorry.
Oh, you meant politically....<embarrassed silence> Sorry.
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Did you guys see that Comedy Central sitcom 'That's My Bush!'? It was awesome... 
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Well, I think we can all agree, or most of us anyway, that bush is awesome at the very least 
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ABSTRUSE said:
He? Never thought of bush in the masculine
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ABSTRUSE said:
Cold. Very cold. As cold as its been down here since he got unelected. Laughed my ass off, though.
Speaking of asses, he still has a nice one and if his flight suit bump is anything to believe, he's packing a freakishly large friend south of the border (you know like so impossibly big that more naive people would believe he stuffed three pairs of socks down there to look good at a photo op).
P.S. poor Zor, amicus isn't over here yet being earnest yet.
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Please excuse my friends here for their sarcasm, and explain again about the "three branches of government."
Is Congress one branch, or two?
If the Executive Branch means the president, will he leaf?
That was bad, I'm sorry. I just couldn't resist a pun at GWB's expense, and that was disrespectful.
How can you not respect a man who managed to guide his own company to bankruptcy and still walk away with $11 million? That, my friend, is awesome.
What also leaves me in awe is his sense of humor. My favorite one-liner is what he said to the press when he was Governor of Texas and somebody asked about his kids: "I've been to war, and I've been the father of twins, and war is easier."
He's been to war! And he's too humble to tell us which one! Do you know, Zor?
Is Congress one branch, or two?
If the Executive Branch means the president, will he leaf?
That was bad, I'm sorry. I just couldn't resist a pun at GWB's expense, and that was disrespectful.
How can you not respect a man who managed to guide his own company to bankruptcy and still walk away with $11 million? That, my friend, is awesome.
What also leaves me in awe is his sense of humor. My favorite one-liner is what he said to the press when he was Governor of Texas and somebody asked about his kids: "I've been to war, and I've been the father of twins, and war is easier."
He's been to war! And he's too humble to tell us which one! Do you know, Zor?
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Wait a second, Zor. I thought you were an older, highly educated authority on government.
No?
I admire you for waiting to enlist after you finish college. Let's just hope there's still a war, so you can get military service during wartime on your resume. Mr. Cheney waited too long, because college was his priority even though he felt the Vietnam war was necessary to the security of our democracy.
I'll bet he was really disappointed that he didn't get to go to war after college.
Still, he did okay for himself. A resume isn't everything. Connections also help.
No?
I admire you for waiting to enlist after you finish college. Let's just hope there's still a war, so you can get military service during wartime on your resume. Mr. Cheney waited too long, because college was his priority even though he felt the Vietnam war was necessary to the security of our democracy.
I'll bet he was really disappointed that he didn't get to go to war after college.
Still, he did okay for himself. A resume isn't everything. Connections also help.
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MightyZor said:
No, I'm pretty sure I'm going to die someday too. That'll be a shared experience I think. Eh, anyway, good luck and may the war they are fighting when your college days are over be more just than this one.
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Dumb question, but hell I'm on my 36th hour awake. Don't most people who are of the mind to join up do so before college? In fact, I've not heard of a single one until you that was going to do it afterwards.
Eh, strange days are coming...
Eh, strange days are coming...
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MightyZor said:
Ever considered the possibility that we dont want to experience this? I for one am glad I was able to bypass military service (over here it is no free choice to join the army) ...
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Awesomeness:
"More Muslims have died at the hands of killers than—I say more Muslims—a lot of Muslims have died—I don't know the exact count—at Istanbul. Look at these different places around the world where there's been tremendous death and destruction because killers kill."—Washington, D.C., Jan. 29, 2004
"King Abdullah of Jordan, the King of Morocco, I mean, there's a series of places—Qatar, Oman—I mean, places that are developing—Bahrain—they're all developing the habits of free societies."—Washington, D.C., Jan. 29, 2004
"I was a prisoner too, but for bad reasons."—To Argentine President Nestor Kirchner, on being told that all but one of the Argentine delegates to a summit meeting were imprisoned during the military dictatorship. Jan. 13, 2004
"The illiteracy level of our children are appalling."—Washington, D.C., Jan. 23, 2004
"I want to thank the astronauts who are with us, the courageous spacial entrepreneurs who set such a wonderful example for the young of our country."—Washington, D.C., Jan. 14, 2004
"Why don't you mentor a child how to read?"—St. Louis, Mo., Jan. 5, 2004
"See, without the tax relief package, there would have been a deficit, but there wouldn't have been the commiserate—not 'commiserate'—the kick to our economy that occurred as a result of the tax relief."
"The vast majority of Iraqis want to live in a peaceful, free world. And we will find these people and we will bring them to justice."—Washington, D.C., Oct. 27, 2003
"Free nations don't develop weapons of mass destruction."—Milwaukee, Wis., Oct. 3, 2003
"I glance at the headlines just to kind of get a flavor for what's moving. I rarely read the stories, and get briefed by people who are probably read the news themselves."—Washington, D.C., Sept. 21, 2003
"Security is the essential roadblock to achieving the road map to peace."—Washington, D.C., July 25, 2003
"Iran would be dangerous if they have a nuclear weapon."—Washington, D.C., June 18, 2003
"I'm the master of low expectations."—Aboard Air Force One, June 4, 2003
This one isn't funny. It's for Zor, who wonders why those who favored the war should be expected to send their own children. Eleven months and hundreds of American deaths ago, your hero sat in the safety of his office, knowing that his daughters and nieces and nephew were all well out of the line of fire, and said,
"My answer is bring them on."—On Iraqi militants attacking U.S. forces, July 3, 2003
"More Muslims have died at the hands of killers than—I say more Muslims—a lot of Muslims have died—I don't know the exact count—at Istanbul. Look at these different places around the world where there's been tremendous death and destruction because killers kill."—Washington, D.C., Jan. 29, 2004
"King Abdullah of Jordan, the King of Morocco, I mean, there's a series of places—Qatar, Oman—I mean, places that are developing—Bahrain—they're all developing the habits of free societies."—Washington, D.C., Jan. 29, 2004
"I was a prisoner too, but for bad reasons."—To Argentine President Nestor Kirchner, on being told that all but one of the Argentine delegates to a summit meeting were imprisoned during the military dictatorship. Jan. 13, 2004
"The illiteracy level of our children are appalling."—Washington, D.C., Jan. 23, 2004
"I want to thank the astronauts who are with us, the courageous spacial entrepreneurs who set such a wonderful example for the young of our country."—Washington, D.C., Jan. 14, 2004
"Why don't you mentor a child how to read?"—St. Louis, Mo., Jan. 5, 2004
"See, without the tax relief package, there would have been a deficit, but there wouldn't have been the commiserate—not 'commiserate'—the kick to our economy that occurred as a result of the tax relief."
"The vast majority of Iraqis want to live in a peaceful, free world. And we will find these people and we will bring them to justice."—Washington, D.C., Oct. 27, 2003
"Free nations don't develop weapons of mass destruction."—Milwaukee, Wis., Oct. 3, 2003
"I glance at the headlines just to kind of get a flavor for what's moving. I rarely read the stories, and get briefed by people who are probably read the news themselves."—Washington, D.C., Sept. 21, 2003
"Security is the essential roadblock to achieving the road map to peace."—Washington, D.C., July 25, 2003
"Iran would be dangerous if they have a nuclear weapon."—Washington, D.C., June 18, 2003
"I'm the master of low expectations."—Aboard Air Force One, June 4, 2003
This one isn't funny. It's for Zor, who wonders why those who favored the war should be expected to send their own children. Eleven months and hundreds of American deaths ago, your hero sat in the safety of his office, knowing that his daughters and nieces and nephew were all well out of the line of fire, and said,
"My answer is bring them on."—On Iraqi militants attacking U.S. forces, July 3, 2003
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Lucifer_Carroll said:
The ones who mean it typically join the ROTC.
That looks good on a resume too, and it still leaves a chance that the dangerous stuff will be over before graduation...
Give the kid a break. College sometimes makes people grow up. I was a Nixon voter when I went in. I also had never read a newspaper from front to back. I thought it was boring.
Zor has some things to offer the world beyond getting blown up. Maybe he'll figure out that some wars are worth fighting, but those are few and far between, and rarely require the decision-makers to change their story more than two or three times.
Don't die for the greed and stupidity and arrogance of Dick Cheney, Zor. He values your life so little, and the evidence is there for anybody who cares to look. Your naivete is sweet, and in WWII it would have been heroic. Against al Queda it would be heroic. In Iraq, however brave you might be, you won't be dying to make the world safe from terrorism. Don't let these shameless hucksters feed off of your courage and good will in the service of their own agenda.
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shereads said:
Ms Shereads,
I don’t think it is fair to quote the words of George Bush, the Lesser. His supporters will quickly conclude that the idiot is a moron, and no longer follow in the direction he admits God commanded him to lead.
By the way, you don’t think that maybe God had the same trouble with Moses? Did He have to write the Ten Commandments onto tablets’ of stone, because Moses was too fumble-witted to speak them out extemporarily?
Edited to add: At least, MightyZor hasn’t completely lost his grasp upon reality. He realizes that those who appreciate our [sic] president will be “few.”
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Zor, do you wanna hang out and watch some porn?
I'll buy you a beer.
I'll buy you a beer.
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This is a great forum
I love to see liberals with their panties wrinkled...haha. She reads when young Zor finishes college, he/she will be an officer. Officers don't enlist, they are commissioned.
I admit there are some flaws with Bush...but Clinton was much worse and he got us in this mess because he closed down bases and disregarded the Bin Laden threat. Like it or not we are at war and we must finish it. If we pull out prematurely the middle east won't climax..haha..and she will be one agry bitch. Soon we will get Jihads with handgrenades in our shopping malls like they do in Israel. And everyone will cry how horrible it is and what can be done about it. Fight them now in their land and they will stay there.
As for muslims dying...all of us die. It is the 10 percent of radicals that want to strap on dynamite and visit Allah prematurely that we should be wary off. Never underestimate or ignore your enemy.
Now for some education....there is a great article in Esquire magazine by a democrat liberal that teaches at the U.S. War College. It shows the non military minds why we are in the middle east and why taking out Sadam was a good idea. The middle east, North Korea, China, Venezuella, Haiti, most of Africa and other places are not conductive. Their leaders tend to subjugate their people and keep them from attaining their dreams and livelihoods. That is contrary to the way the U.S and Western Europe operate, its bad for humanity, and is therefore a threat to each American and European. Do a web search on globalization and check it out.
I encourage everyone to vote and speak their mind. Please be cognicient of the world around you and if you truly want to investigate a country or a people visit there. Talk with them and dont rely on statistics and slanted newspapers for your information. The Palestinians, the Afghans, and the Iraquis are beautiful people with rich history. Allow them to decide their futures.
Siempre Fidelis
Siempre Parodus
Pax Vobis
Cave Canem
Always be faithful
Always be prepared
Peace unto you
But beware of the dog
Blarneystoned out
I love to see liberals with their panties wrinkled...haha. She reads when young Zor finishes college, he/she will be an officer. Officers don't enlist, they are commissioned.
I admit there are some flaws with Bush...but Clinton was much worse and he got us in this mess because he closed down bases and disregarded the Bin Laden threat. Like it or not we are at war and we must finish it. If we pull out prematurely the middle east won't climax..haha..and she will be one agry bitch. Soon we will get Jihads with handgrenades in our shopping malls like they do in Israel. And everyone will cry how horrible it is and what can be done about it. Fight them now in their land and they will stay there.
As for muslims dying...all of us die. It is the 10 percent of radicals that want to strap on dynamite and visit Allah prematurely that we should be wary off. Never underestimate or ignore your enemy.
Now for some education....there is a great article in Esquire magazine by a democrat liberal that teaches at the U.S. War College. It shows the non military minds why we are in the middle east and why taking out Sadam was a good idea. The middle east, North Korea, China, Venezuella, Haiti, most of Africa and other places are not conductive. Their leaders tend to subjugate their people and keep them from attaining their dreams and livelihoods. That is contrary to the way the U.S and Western Europe operate, its bad for humanity, and is therefore a threat to each American and European. Do a web search on globalization and check it out.
I encourage everyone to vote and speak their mind. Please be cognicient of the world around you and if you truly want to investigate a country or a people visit there. Talk with them and dont rely on statistics and slanted newspapers for your information. The Palestinians, the Afghans, and the Iraquis are beautiful people with rich history. Allow them to decide their futures.
Siempre Fidelis
Siempre Parodus
Pax Vobis
Cave Canem
Always be faithful
Always be prepared
Peace unto you
But beware of the dog
Blarneystoned out
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huh.
i could respond to that whole spiel. I could talk about how muslims don't want christian culture. I could talk about how we wont let the mideast and south american nations adopt any government we don't want. I could say that bill clinton sent cruise missiles to try and blow up binLadin. I could say that Bush stopped all pursuit of al-qaeda because that was a clinton thing. I could say that Iraqis hate us becuase we've turned a relatively peaceful secular dictatorship into an anarchistic hellhole approaching a sunni theocracy. I could say that the chances of suicide bombers attacking every week inside of America is extraordinarily small. I could say it happens frequently in Israel because they don't have to travel more than a few miles. I could say that BinLaden's supposed reason for starting al-qaeda was American military bases in holy Saudi Arabian land. I could say BinLaden is a Saudi. I could say all that. But honestly, would you really give a shit? Would you see it as anything more than partisan ranting? So, istead I'm just going to riverdance.
*Joy*
i could respond to that whole spiel. I could talk about how muslims don't want christian culture. I could talk about how we wont let the mideast and south american nations adopt any government we don't want. I could say that bill clinton sent cruise missiles to try and blow up binLadin. I could say that Bush stopped all pursuit of al-qaeda because that was a clinton thing. I could say that Iraqis hate us becuase we've turned a relatively peaceful secular dictatorship into an anarchistic hellhole approaching a sunni theocracy. I could say that the chances of suicide bombers attacking every week inside of America is extraordinarily small. I could say it happens frequently in Israel because they don't have to travel more than a few miles. I could say that BinLaden's supposed reason for starting al-qaeda was American military bases in holy Saudi Arabian land. I could say BinLaden is a Saudi. I could say all that. But honestly, would you really give a shit? Would you see it as anything more than partisan ranting? So, istead I'm just going to riverdance.
*Joy*
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